Everyone has had their fair share of terrible hotel stays. From damp sheets to dirty toilets and rude staff, we’ve all been there before and it really isn’t pleasant. However, there’s a whole lot worse out there…
These hotels will make your past experiences seem like a pleasant walk in the park. From terrible designs making it impossible to sleep to overall grimness that would send you running for the hand sanitizer. These hotel fails will make you NEVER want to stay in a hotel EVER again. You never know what you’re going to get…
1.) They thought that through…
As if sleeping on a pull-out bed wasn’t bad enough, here’s how to make it even worse! You have two options, lie with your legs in the air or lie with your body suspended above whoever you are sharing a room with. Both options are equally uncomfortable and awkward.
2.) Too close for comfort
If you’re sharing the room with a co-worker or friend, this really isn’t the room you want. Even if it was my partner, I don’t think ANY relationship should reach a level of comfort that you can sit and watch each other take a dump. Imagine sleeping then turning towards the bathroom and seeing something you can’t unsee.
3.) This is even WORSE
Oh god, this hotel takes open-plan to a whole new level. Look at the seamless change from tiles to carpet, amazing. Who wouldn’t want to take a bath in the living room? You can watch TV at the same time! I’m starting to like this more and more…
4.) The worst bathroom sink in the world
This bathroom sink actually HATES anyone who wants to use it. Good luck washing your hands here! This makes me angrier than I would have imagined.
5.) Some interesting artwork
Instead of a pretty landscape or still art, have some decapitated Barbie doll heads instead! If I walked into a hotel room and this was on display, I would be walking straight out, I can’t have this many eyes staring at me while I try to sleep.
6.) Nice curtains
This hotel comes with pre-bloodstained curtains to hide the real blood. Nice. This will definitely make you feel safe!
7.) Great TV
If you are a tiny person, this TV might suit you perfectly! Any normal person would need binoculars to actually want the TV.
8.) The toilet that will sprain your neck
Now, this is probably the most frustrating thing I’ve ever seen. There’s no space for this guy to pee and he will have a cricked neck for the entire stay. WHY?! Do they not measure things before they start building?
9.) When your hotel room doesn’t exist
This guy’s hotel room literally doesn’t seem to exist…maybe he needs to check another dimension? I always forget to check there.
10.) Carpet mushrooms, anyone?
Okay, this is probably the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. The owner of this hotel is either a drug lord or just has really dirty and damp carpets. I’m not sure which is worse.
11.) Give the shower some space, jeez!
This sink has no sense of personal space and might as well just be inside the shower. People don’t seem to know how to use a tape measure who build these hotels.
12.) I think I’ll take the stairs…
Why do all of the buttons look broken and what do the labels mean? How do I know what floor I’ll end up on? This lift is definitely going to kill you.
13.) The most impractical creation
Want to do your makeup or see how your outfit looks? Well, you can’t, sorry. This mirror was definitely built by someone who was smoking something funny.
14.) The unusable toilet
Um…how? I’m not sure you can even sit down on this toilet thanks to the HUGE BAR blocking your path. This is the strangest thing I’ve ever seen and just the thought of trying to use this stresses me out.
15.) Make your own wet wipes
Putting the automatic soap above a roll of toilet paper is a fantastic idea…not. At least you’ll be able to create your very own set wipes, such fun!
These hotels from hell really do put you off ever staying in on again for fear of having to sit on the toilet in front of everyone or face a deadly lift. At least these people are still alive to tell the tale!