If you’re having a big white wedding, there a lot of things that you need to get just right on the bid gay. There’s the invitations, the ceremony itself, the reception, and of course – the dress.
When it comes to choosing a wedding dress, there are an infinite amount of approaches you can take – traditional white, veil, no veil, black, low-cut, trailing, short – the list goes on. Some would say there’s too much choice, and looking at these particular wedding dresses, I would tend to agree.
1. An absolute cakewalk
Okay, as much as I love cake, I do have my limits. Also, wearing this would make doing anything downright impossible. I’m not a big flan of this dress. I’m not sweet on it. It just doesn’t cut it for me. I’ll stop now.
2. Miley would be proud
There risque, and then there’s downright pornographic, and I think this ‘dress’ definitely falls into the latter category. Where is the rest of it?!
3. What even is this
This is a dress that straddles the divide between conservative and obscene. On the one hand, it’s technically a full-body veil. On the other, every one of the wedding guest will be able to see what is usually reserved for the groom on wedding night.
4. Honey, no
I know this outfit is intended for the catwalk, but even considering that, it’s next-level ridiculous. This outfit just looks like someone set a bull loose in a fabric store. She looks like a cross between a shuttlecock and a sheep. Sheeplecock?
5. Oodles of poodles
Another catwalk disaster, in which it looks like this gigantic poodle has finally found her special someone. Who’s a good poochie? You are!
6. My eyes are up here
When you want to go topless for your wedding, but there are boring things like laws to consider. I’ve never seen boobs that were more ‘out’ while still being ‘in’!
I’m sure the groom is with her for her brains and personality though… at least I hope so. After all, those things won’t stay up there forever – take it from me.
7. Pop goes the wedding
These kind of dresses make the women wearing them look more like a prize on a fairground game than a beautiful young bride. Still, I will say this in their favor – balloons are very cheap.
8. For ‘gator or for worse
I’m going to take a wild guess and assume that this swampside wedding is being held somewhere in the South. I don’t want to offend our southern readers here, so I won’t reel off the captions I had to go along with this one. So, so many…
9. Queen shuttlecock
This is the final boss that you have to fight when you’ve defeated the waves of smaller shuttlecocks. Also looks a little bit like Gwen Stefani, but without the sense of style.
10. Imagine the smelle
No, your eyes do not deceive you – that is a wedding dress made out of condoms. I don’t know about you, but I couldn’t even be in the same room as this here monstrosity.
11. Flower power gone sour
I think a bunch of flowers offsets a wedding dress really nicely, but I’m definitely not sold on the idea of weaving a boatload of them into your dress. Plus, how would you throw that bouquet after the ceremony?
12. With these gloves, I thee wed
At first glance, this wedding dress doesn’t look too out of the ordinary – a little big, perhaps, but then it is a wedding dress. However, if you look closer, you’ll see that it is in fact made out of hundreds of pairs of plastic cleaning gloves. Talk about setting yourself up for a life of domestic servitude! No thanks.
13. Paint me a picture
Yup – aside from the part that are flailing in the wind, these wedding outfits are literally painted on. I think the boys got the better end of the deal here – the girls look so much better.
14, Designer vagina
Someone decided to make a vagina-themed wedding dress. I don’t really know where to start with this one, so I’ll just say this – I admire that attention-to-detail.
15. For richer, for nuder…
We’ve had some very revealing dresses in this article, but these nudists are taking exhibitionist weddings to a whole new level. I bet they were uncomfortable having to put headwear on!
I hope you’ve enjoyed this gallery, folks. Which was your favorite? Let us know in the comments.