15 Vintage Dolls That Are Guaranteed To Give You NIGHTMARES!

15 Vintage Dolls That Are Guaranteed To Give You NIGHTMARES!

15 Vintage Dolls That Are Guaranteed To Give You NIGHTMARES!

    Now, I think that most of us can all admit to having a childhood ‘dolly!’ Am I right?

     

    Even you fellas out there! To me, dolls aren’t just about Barbie and Sindy, they’re universal, come in all shapes and sizes and are a relatively inexpensive toy option for a child, which usually makes said child very happy in the process! & Sweet, happy playdates ensue.

    HOWEVER (& this is a big however, I can assure you…) sometimes dolls aren’t as sweet as they may seem…

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    Hollywood Horror films haven’t helped matters with the whole ‘creepy, slightly homicidal doll’ thing, but an even scarier thought is that, even in real life, they definitely aren’t something from a happy childhood, no no, they’re more like something out of a grown adult’s full-blown nightmares!

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    So… (just to f**k your day up a bit!) We’ve compiled a list of 15 vintage dolls that are basically the stuff of Satan’s own fiery toy shop.

    I don’t think any children will be wanting these creepy little SOB’s in their Christmas stocking anytime soon!

    Terrified? Intrigued? Then keep reading (if you dare!)

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    1. Lazy Eye Larry


    Well, I think his name is pretty self-explanatory. Although, I think there are other, more suitable names for him too. Homicidal Harry, maybe? Murderous Mick? Creepy Colin? Egregious Eric!? Yep, they’d totally fit too! *shudders*

    2. Rat Faced Randall


    I went to school with someone who looked like this horrible little pratt! & I’m not being mean really, as they theirselves, were in fact, a horrible little pratt! So it’s okay.
    & If I was Rat, I’d be really offended right now, Rat’s are cute..and there’s nothing cute about this abomination!

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