There are some people out there in the world that just really don’t like children. No, they aren’t monsters, they just prefer to hang out with adult humans that they can actually speak to and have conversations with.
So, my fellow children-avoiders, let us join together and joke about how much we don’t like children because we are joyful and caring people.
Jokes aside, kids are great but sometimes it’s funny to laugh instead of cry, you know?
Let’s be honest here, kids act like wild animals half the time so it’s completely fine to group them together.
If I had a permanent life to do list this would definitely be on there, along with eating, sleeping and not dying.