Come on ladies, being a girl is HARD, right!? & Don’t get me wrong, I’m not one sided, I know men have their issues as well, I know that first hand, but at the end of the day, I’m a girl and I can only talk from a girl’s perspective….
AND THAT SHIT IS DIFFICULT, MAN.
Honestly, we have baby-making equipment and sh*tty hormones that just invade our systems and make our lives a living hell on a daily basis, so most of the time, we’re never in our right minds anyway!
Just think about that for a second…
& Then think how cr*ppy life is in general…depression, anxiety, existential crisis’, house prices, grief, careers, diets, dating, kids…family…friends…TINDER!!! Arrrrrghhhh! How are we meant to do it?
& Even worse than all that ‘big stuff’, we have the little things…the little things are the ones that make or break women, we can handle all that big stuff like troopers, but if we burn our toast or step on the cat’s tail, we’ve had it…breakdown initiated!!
So, just to brighten up your day a little (or not, as the case may be!) we’ve compiled a list of 20 of these ‘little breakdown initiators’ to give you a relatable chuckle…or a breakdown, we’ll see how it goes!
1. The coffee cup vandal that is lipstick
This is one of the main reasons why I don’t wear lipstick….well, apart from the fact that it makes me look like a 31-year-old Grandma (and I’ve tried every shade going, believe me!) Some women may not like it as they see it as a waste of lipstick, but to me, it’s just yuk! It’s even worse if you’re drinking from a cup or glass!
2. Mismatch makeup hell
3. Quality, not quantity!
Whereas the reality is very different:
4. When cookies have a better highlighter game than you…
5. Thin hair is the devil
6. R.I.P to all those poor brushes…
7. NEVER cry after a spray tan…
8. Guys have better everything!
9. Do you want to know why women are always late?
10. How do you know when you need your nails done?
11. When you ask your friends to get cute pictures of you whilst on holiday