Everyone has got to have fond memories of playing on their favourite playground when they were kids, right!? I’m betting you all had a favourite ‘ride’ on there too!?
That first piece of slightly dangerous apparatus that you ran at full speed towards before anyone else could steal it from you!
What was yours!? (Feel free to let us know in the comments) Mine was always the swings! I loved the swings! & There was always that slightly terrifying myth that if you swung too high you would go right around the top! (Whoever came up with this, FYI, this instilled a fear in me for years that kept me from reaching the stars on my swing, you b*stard!)
Anyway, we thought we’d rekindle your love of playgrounds in the only way we know how…in an amusing yet slightly inappropriate way…
Keep reading and you’ll know exactly what we mean…
1. Off to a great start, here!
You know when I said that you’d know exactly what we meant!? Well, one picture in and I’M already lost for words, so god help you guys! Who in their right mind thought this was appropriate for children!?
Mind you, to be fair, that is kind of how kids get born, isn’t it?
2. Errrr, Pikachu…what’s wrong with you!?
Oh dear, oh dear, I’m still lost for words! I guess you could sort of get away with the previous one, but this is just BLATANT FILTH. Put it away Pikachu, no one wants to see that, never mind go inside it! Eeek!