All of us have been single at some point in our lives, right!? Excluding when we’re a young kid of course. But from our teens onwards, we’ve probably spent a fair bit of our lives ‘alone’ and looking for that next ‘special someone.’
But let’s face it, relationships aren’t easy, even family and friendships can be hard work and none of us is perfect.
So, depending on our own personal baggage and daddy/mommy issues, then some of us have probably spent more time single than others.
Cue, the ‘forever alone’ crew! I personally don’t mind being single as it allows me to be on my own, which to be honest, is the best thing for everyone, but sometimes, being single can be such a DRAG!
& these 20 people are hilariously tweeting about just how frustrating and lonely being hopelessly single can really be….and it’s brilliant!
1. Life is too short for love
2. All mourners are welcome
3. Just call me a #hotsalad
Well, I’ve heard of a hot mess, but never a hot salad…well, whatever it is, this guy is rockin’ it! In my opinion, if she can’t handle you at your hot salad, then she’ll never appreciate your hot dog (no sexual pun intended.)
4. Dating apps definitely need to up their game
5. Don’t meddle with things that don’t need fixing
6. Hitch up Hikers
7. Could there be worse?
Who thought there would be anything worse to receive than a d*ck pic!? But yes, I think the creepy, cringey poem wins out by a mile!
10. Preach it!
11. Hmmm, I wonder why?
12. Everyone needs a backup plan
13. Oh, so that’s how it works!?
This has genuinely cracked me up! Oh, how embarrassed would you be though!? & I’m definitely going to start calling a menu the book of food, in fact, it’d probably end up replacing the Bible, with a name like that!
14. Not THAT kind…
Well, I at least he’s innocent enough not to catch on the first time what she meant and at least he was just packing muscles and not an actual gun, okay, he may be a bit brawn over brain, but I personally don’t see the problem here.
15. I can’t take it anymore
16. There really needs to be boundaries
I get that a lot of people are self-employed these days and that’s great, however, when they give you NOTHING about what they do, then it may as well just say ‘chronically unemployed and still living with my parents.’
17. You are all you’ve got
Hey! I get into arguments with myself all the time, mainly because I’m stupid and make horrendous life decisions, but it’s only because I care about myself…and that’s how it should be. #lookafternumberone
18. The dankness of it all…
Really? Memes? I certainly don’t think that I’m a true millennial, then. Don’t get me wrong, memes are alright, but honestly, just give me the booze.
I’ve honestly had some shoes and bras longer than I’ve had any set man in my life. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, but I’ll tell you this, my long term bras and shoes have never let me down, so there you go…
20. Apply within
I like this method actually, it’s straight forward, to the point, no fuss or heavy commitment and everyone gets what they want! So there you go, that may be the key, hopeless singles, cut out all the cr*p you may get lucky!