Sometimes China has a lot of unusual things, most of the time those unusual things are to do with fashion. Whether it’s a rough translation from Chinese to English that ends up slightly rude or just random English words that make no sense, these clothing pieces are certainly unique.
I don’t think China means to be so offensive with its fashion but these are just pure gold. They are basically all amazing memes and I love China for it.
1.) Pink Freud
This is just incredible. I wonder if people who wear this in China actually know what it means, I sure hope so. According to Freud, everyone has a dark side, including your mom. At least it’s being truthful.
2.) Don’t mess with her
I really don’t think this little girl or her parents actually know what this shirt says which is why this is so hilarious. All I know is that I NEED this shirt. It’s so passive aggressive and I love it.
3.) He doesn’t care
This is definitely the shirt he wears to school on a Monday when he is completely DONE with the week already. I love how clueless he is to what his shirt actually means…
4.) I think she might be Batman…
What her shirt says is VERY true. Does this mean that she could be Batman?! Does Batman go to the store wearing a pink sundress? Clearly.
5.) That looks familiar
This clothing brand just doesn’t care, they are happy to copy Adidas logo’s any day. I prefer Adidog anyway because…dogs.
6.) This little kid has life figured out
This little girl knows where it’s at and she really doesn’t care what anyone else thinks. Well, that or she has no idea what her top actually means.
7.) Excuse me?
I don’t know about you but I have absolutely no idea what this t-shirt is on about but I love it anyway. I love how it’s like a meme, “so hipster, such triangle”.
8.) How old are you…
I am very worried if this kid actually is drunk and if he even knows what his shirt actually means. What disturbs me the most is that they make these clothes in children’s sizes, having NO IDEA what they actually mean!
9.) Thank you, now I feel much better
The fact that this shirt says “don’t worry” on it suggests that it’s actually meant to be reassuring. Unfortunately, I don’t think that it really has the desired effect. Maybe if it was in yellow it would be different…
10.) A friendly red puffer jacket
Is this the weirdest writing on clothing I’ve ever seen? Yes. But did it make me feel warm and fuzzy inside? Yes. This is the kindest jacket ever and I just want to give the person wearing it a big hug.
11.) I am?!
Aww, another friendly and supportive piece of clothing here to brighten my day. China really do love to build people up with motivational clothing. Although, I’m not sure why no one thinks that they are funny in China for some reason.
12.) This is deep
I’m not sure whether this is meant to be some deep metaphorical quote about the universe or it’s just been lost in translation. Either way, I want to know why the pig has been eating cats.
13.) When you’re so French
You know when you do something and you’re just like, “Guys, am I French yet?” Well, this woman spends her entire existence asking many people this very question. Well, lady, I can tell you that YES you are now French!
14.) Fair enough
I don’t think I’ve ever met someone whose fun was based on whether there were carrots present or not. If you’re having a birthday party, you better hope you have carrots or this person will just straight up walk out of the door.
15.) Don’t take life advice from this jacket
This lady is clearly an absolute savage. She only has two rules in life. Make a lot of money and make absolutely NO friends.
16.) The Chinese version of Netflix and chill
When Chinese people invite someone over for “Netflix and chill” they actually just watch Kate Moss and eat pizza. That’s fair enough but it’s very specific and not quite as catchy…
17.) Thanks for letting us know
I’m not sure what’s becoming a plastic toy here, the jacket or the person wearing it. I really don’t want to know that toys are made from humans. That might just freak me out a little…
Now, this is deep. The number of people I know that always try to fasten their seat belt stood up…it’s despicable. Hopefully, this jacket will teach the masses.
19.) That’s a bit unfair
Why does this person want to beat people that don’t give up? Do they beat them until they give up? Or do they have to stop beating them as they STILL won’t give up? I have so many questions and NEED answers!
20.) Noing is what we all need
When you seek Noing, you WILL find it. So, what are we all waiting for?! Let’s start seeking Noing, our lives will never be the same again.
I don’t know about you but I think I need to buy a new wardrobe full of edgy ironic Chinese shirts. Everyone will be so confused and I will be loving it. Would you wear any of these? Let us know in the comments!