20 Stories Showing The Reality Of Winning A Lifetime Supply Contest

20 Stories Showing The Reality Of Winning A Lifetime Supply Contest

20 Stories Showing The Reality Of Winning A Lifetime Supply Contest

1. A lifetime supply of apples

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You could open up tiny market that only sells apples?


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2. A lifetime supply of foil

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If there’s ever an alien invasion we’re coming to you for the tinfoil hats. Or if we ever need a diy robot costume.

3. A lifetime supply of orange juice

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This ones just plain disappointing, to be honest. Where’s the freedom? Where’s the faucet?

4. A lifetime supply of Arby’s

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You’d feel like you have to use it up every day, but we can only imagine what that much fast food would do to you…

5. A lifetime supply of money

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Which, I admit, sounds pretty darn nice – but what would you do with it?! This person has gotten to the point of just buying a butt load of milk.

6. A lifetime supply of cereal… almost

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This is the ultimate betrayal.

7. A years supply of tampons

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So technically not a lifetime supply, but it was too funny not to include.

8. A lifetime supply of cable

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Well that one backfired…

9. A lifetime supply of cheese (kinda)

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Because that’s a whole lot of cheese.

10. A lifetime supply of sonic

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Looks like we’re eating at Sonic from now on, just in case we run into that guy!

11. A lifetime supply of Pez

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I don’t think I’d be that disappointed to be honest – what would you do with an actual lifetime supply of Pez?

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The real question is, which dispensers were they?

12. A lifetime supply of converse

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That would be everybody’s Christmas presents sorted for this year.

13. A lifetime supply of snickers

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Proof there is some good in this world, even though it meant sacrificing the love of Snickers.

14. A lifetime supply of knives

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We don’t want to ask too many questions about this one…

15. A years supply of jack in the box

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I know, I know, it’s not a lifetime supply – but you can only imagine what you would do with this kind of power.

16. A lifetime supply of hot dogs (almost…)

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So close but so far away.

17. A lifetime supply of milkshakes

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Be friendly, folks.

18. A lifetime supply of Blockbuster movies (well, for Blockbuster’s lifetime)

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I’m sure it was nice while it lasted.

19. A lifetime supply of phone service

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Now that’s just cruel.

20. A lifetime supply of chicken

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Who will the lucky chicken wallet fall upon next?

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