21 Things To Know Before Moving In With A Girl

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I’m sure you’re thinking that the house will be cleaner, you will get three delicious meals a day and everything will be peachy, right? Well boys, you are sadly mistaken.


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1. There is going to be so much hair.

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You’re going to find it in your food, your shower, your drain. on your counter, on your floor…everywhere.

2. And hair accessories will show up all over the place.

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It is indeed, how we mark our territory.

3. You will find her clothes in all kinds of crazy places.

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A little FYI, bras do not go in the dryer. So expect them out in the open.

4. Girls take marathon showers.

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But, of course, they have to shampoo and condition their hair and shave half their body.

5. Expect massive amounts of counter space to be conquered by beauty products.

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Counter space just isn’t what it used to be.

6. And unnecessary amounts of shower space will be consumed by empty shampoo bottles.

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At least they are in the corner.

7. Half of her clothes will be organized, and half of them will be on the floor.

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“It was clean until I changed my mind about what I wanted to wear!”

8. You will most likely trip over her shoes.

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Heels come off as soon as she walks through the door.

9. Once a month, your trash will fill up quite fast.

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I suggest buying in bulk…

10. And during that time, your life will be hell.

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Chocolate is your friend. Buy loads and loads of chocolate.

11. If she wears nail polish, it will end up on something other than her nails.

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If you smell it, collect all valuables immidiately.

12. If she wears makeup, expect a powedery mess in your sink.

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Trust me, she is much fore upset about it than you are. That stuff’s expensive.

13. You will go through toilet paper way faster.

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Women can use toilet paper for more purposes than you could ever even think of.

14. There will always be a fantastic smell in the house.

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Candles, lotion, perfume…it’s a fragrant guessing game!

15. Her ladylike tendencies will disappear the second she comes home.

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Need I say more?

16. You will see her in ways the rest of the world never will.

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I’m talking hungover, last night’s makeup, no shower and un-brushed teeth.

17. She will eat way more than you ever thought possible.

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Including your food.

18. She will try to prove to you how domestic she is.

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And fail horribly.

19. You will catch her doing something you don’t want to catch her doing.

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20. If you want to avoid this, KNOCK FIRST!

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21. Whether it turns out to be the best roomie choice you’ve ever made, or the decision from hell, you will never forget it!


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