This one is for all my heavy-chested ladies out there! Yes, it’s true, there are many women out there who are very jealous of us, and hey, we get it! These things look great most of the time and they’re definitely idolized by er, well pretty much everybody. We are so LUCKY TO HAVE THEM.
Lucky, that is, apart from the fact that they are INCREDIBLY inconvenient and having them brings a plethora of struggles every damn day of our lives! But don’t worry ladies, we’re all in this together!
1. When you’re wearing something that has a slight dip in the neckline and everybody is coming at you with “Ohhh got the girls on show I see!!”
“No Janice, I am NOT flaunting ‘the girls’ purposely, it’s just 100 degrees outside and the only thing that covers these freakin’ up is TURTLENECKS.”
2. These marks are now a permanent part of your body.
I honestly can’t remember a time when I didn’t have these red slashes across my poor shoulders… possibly before I turned 16. Or 13.