@GrumpySkeltor is the Twitter account of the infamous Skelator, known for his feud with He-Man back in the 80’s. He also featured on the ‘You’re so Money Supermarket’ advert, so that’s something.
And in these hilariously funny 33 tweets, we get to see the real personality behind the villain. He insults He-Man, he poses for pictures, he somehow represents all of us, as well as ruining our childhoods. But it’s totally worth it, because we promise it’ll make you breath that little harder out your nose which is the internet equivalent to laughing your head off. You’re welcome, enjoy.
1. That isn’t quite how we remembered the dialogue…
Highlight of my day had to be when I called He-Man a massive shitbiscuit and then escaped on my jet pack. pic.twitter.com/NAIOD9Tv5j
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) April 6, 2016
2. I sure hope he’s releasing a 2018 edition.
Busy day shooting my 2016 calendar. pic.twitter.com/e3YF96P5sj
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) November 16, 2015
3. That’s fair enough, Skeletor. We can’t fight you on that one.
Just asked He-Man what his favourite sitcom is. He replied 'Mrs Brown's Boys' so I had no option but to throw him out of the fucking window. pic.twitter.com/5N9oaI3IT6
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) March 1, 2017
4. Now this is pure evil.
He-Man is waiting for a bus, but they don't run on bank holidays.
Not going to tell him though, as he's an arsehole pic.twitter.com/gUMNL0WBQe
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) August 29, 2016
5. And he doesn’t shy away from politics, either.
After seeing Donald Trump yesterday morning, Nigel Farage popped over to Snake Mountain to spend some time with another evil overlord. pic.twitter.com/L7KsD0wGxo
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) November 14, 2016
6. Now this is what we call a roast.
Worst Bee Gee tribute act ever. pic.twitter.com/gYBed1GjKT
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) August 5, 2015
7. When you wanna be lazy but you also wanna be mean.
I can't be bothered to go out today so instead I've used magic to appear before He-Man and call him a stupid fanny. pic.twitter.com/Gx49QmmXrU
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) September 4, 2016
8. He’s seen things. That’s why he is how he is.
Well. This is awkward. pic.twitter.com/HFOITjgYQx
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) August 19, 2015
9. It isn’t just He-Man he goes after.
In 1999 Noel Edmonds was so upset at the cancellation of House Party that he did a big shit in the Blue Peter pond. pic.twitter.com/YXV9z28gfZ
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) July 5, 2015
10. How humiliating – don’t let the kids see this side of He-Man.
He-Man's outside, totally drunk. He's calling me a "skull-faced wanker" and he's trying to get in. pic.twitter.com/B84d8WCRv0
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) January 30, 2016
Not sure how your day went today but I spent most of mine being chased by a fucking comet. pic.twitter.com/OchFKfU2Mm
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) January 8, 2017
12. Childhood ruined.
Honestly I don't think there's anything He-Man wouldn't stick his dick in. pic.twitter.com/PVCZPH7cO7
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) December 2, 2015
13. Day well spent.
Couldn't be bothered to try to capture Castle Grayskull today so I stayed in and watched Bargain Hunt, ate some biscuits and had a big wank. pic.twitter.com/ypPmIqzyzN
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) February 2, 2017
14. She doesn’t look too pleased, does she?
And it's me that gets labelled the bad guy. pic.twitter.com/LqGLri5MLz
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) January 13, 2016
15. Absolutely livid.
Just called He-Man a fanny and he's fucking LIVID. pic.twitter.com/w2kMbA6Iq7
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) November 18, 2015
16. We can all relate to this one. It’s too real.
I forgot that Greggs doesn't open until 10am on a Sunday and now I've got to wait here for an hour like a right twat pic.twitter.com/jUC57eLGrY
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) March 20, 2016
17. He’s never looked better.
Finally spent the Primark gift voucher I got for Christmas. pic.twitter.com/b5jlJWizql
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) April 4, 2016
18. Well he has a point with this one.
Only one small rock in the whole of this canyon, and it's no surprise which bellend trips over it. pic.twitter.com/t3vCib5xug
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) April 18, 2015
19. He-Man just got exposed.
That awkward moment when you get caught staring longingly at a load of trees that look like cocks. pic.twitter.com/bV81gIl04O
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) February 24, 2017
20. The resemblance is uncanny.
Despite obviously being two completely different people, it's a bit weird that both Prince Adam and He-Man like to have sex with boulders. pic.twitter.com/FCGK7NVwE8
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) February 19, 2017
21. It happens every time – there’s always one.
Just turned up at Castle Grayskull to beat up He-Man and, despite asking if he needed to go before we left, Mer-Man now needs to take a shit pic.twitter.com/KcaxSAzyx8
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) February 3, 2017
22. Can never trust Beast Man to do anything.
That feeling you get when you ask Beast Man to get some chocolate from Londis and he returns with a fucking Caramac. pic.twitter.com/T9b6nRiapt
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) April 15, 2016
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) August 31, 2016
24. Work the camera, hun.
I never quite know what to do with my arms when I'm having my photo taken. pic.twitter.com/7e3Cvbw48Q
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) August 7, 2015
25. He’s secretly very generous and giving.
Just lent Man-At-Arms 50p to go on the spaceship outside Tesco. pic.twitter.com/hgCJ1AkABN
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) May 8, 2015
26. Not again!
That awkward moment when you walk into the lounge and catch He-Man sending pictures of his dick on snapchat again. pic.twitter.com/V0F1chdk1D
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) September 10, 2016
27. Now that’s an awkward moment. We wouldn’t want to be in his shoes.
Just walked in on these two playing Soggy Biscuit. pic.twitter.com/AIbJ6eITsk
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) January 9, 2016
28. We don’t even want to imagine what that must feel like.
Trap Jaw has just wiped his arse with the wrong hand again. pic.twitter.com/kvIniffBCL
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) February 29, 2016
29. Again, he’s not wrong.
This is not normal. pic.twitter.com/CRrTaHkjFD
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) January 30, 2016
I'm going to reboot Masters of the Universe but this time call it The Amazing Adventures of Skeletor and Some Massively Annoying Twats. pic.twitter.com/fHAIc1DDjz
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) March 19, 2017
31. Good job, He-Man.
That awkward moment when you get an untimely erection and try to cover it up with your hand. pic.twitter.com/QLj9brkk7t
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) May 14, 2016
32. Yet again – goodbye, childhood.
Beast Man thought that 'bukakke' was the Japanese word for 'birthday'. It's not. Worst party EVER. pic.twitter.com/xJedAKJC3u
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) March 3, 2017
33. We’d love to read the whole thing, to be honest.
He-Man was a massive twat today.
The end. pic.twitter.com/3nmMBYyNmo
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) October 9, 2015