Being a Dad is an amazing thing…I’ll sadly never know because I lack the biological equipment needed (I’m a woman!)
But of course, all parents are a special breed and sometimes you get those extra wonderful combinations that just makes it an even more magical situation.
Like being the father of FOUR girls for example, & not just any girls, very smart and self-aware girls who don’t take their father’s sh*t lying down.
Enter, James Breakwall, a comedian and Twitter user @XplodingUnicorn. He adores his family and documents his life with his family by posting Tweets of them.
& Now he’s actually become very famous due to his Tweets on his interesting conversations with his daughters. His oldest is now 8. He couldn’t even begin to tackle his daughter’s commentary and sarcasm, so he Tweets about it, instead. Much to everyone else’s delight!
He’s also a writer of parenting & zombie apocalypse books, Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse. His newest published book is Bare Minimum Parenting: The Ultimate Guide to Not Quite Ruining Your Child.
Keep reading to check out the amazing and amusing moments he has with his wonderful daughters!
1. Meet your new feminist hero
2. Don’t underestimate us
Oh, believe me, NEVER underestimate women. It’ll only ever lead to one outcome: your funeral.
Girls are brutal, reckless and will stop at nothing to get where they need to be, so don’t mess with them, no matter what age they are!
3. I do what I want
5. I ain’t got time for troubles
Well, it seems you CAN just skip to the happy ending after all! If only real life was this easy, eh? Just skip to the happy ending and fast forward through the problems! Keep that attitude in mind for the future kid, it could serve you well!
6. It’s all about ME
It seems like a flawless argument, but surely, the kids wouldn’t exist if the parents didn’t decide to have children!? It looks like a stalemate! I’d have just given her ALL of the candy for the sake of being a witty wee bean, in any case!
7. The passive aggressiveness is strong in this one…
8. She’s nailed it
9. Peanuts are life
10. That’s definitely not how life works
11. Don’t grow up, it’s a trap!
12. I have to do everything around here
Well, that went from sweet to sinister in about a second, didn’t it!? Well, it’s a Dad’s job to be his daughter’s protector…in ANY way possible, so he’ll just have to suck it up (or suck it in!) if a monster does show up!
14. Shove your expectations up your a*s!
15. Meet your new Superhero!
16. A teacher for the new age
17. Just call me Dr Cat
18. I think that a certain little someone has been watching Monty Python…. (Burma!)
It’s an easy mistake to make, I guess… It’s like when you’re on a diet and you keep telling yourself that you’re going to order a salad when the waiter comes over, but the words ‘LARGE FRIES’ comes out of your mouth instead! It’s just pure fear, that’s all that’s to blame!
19. *everyone stares off into space*
20. Are we really the earth’s greatest creatures!?
Yeah, but Lions don’t have to overthink everything…or have existential crisis’ or anxiety… all that sadly gets in the way of our greatness sometimes. It’s like when we’re talking on our mobile phone, whilst trying to FIND our mobile phone.
Anyway, by the looks of things, I wouldn’t worry too much, James. It looks like your girls are going to be just fine out there!