Dog Owner's Girlfriend Wants Him To Get Rid Of His Beagle, So He Advertises To Rehome Her Instead

Dog Owner’s Girlfriend Wants Him To Get Rid Of His Beagle, So He Advertises To Rehome Her Instead

Dog Owner’s Girlfriend Wants Him To Get Rid Of His Beagle, So He Advertises To Rehome Her Instead

    If you’re anything like me, you love your pets so much that you consider them part of the family. In fact, I’d go out on a limb and say that there are plenty of family members who I don’t like anywhere near as much as my dog (naming no names!)

    Considering how much we love our pets, dating someone who isn’t as keen on them can be a real turn-off. If someone you were dating asked you to choose between them and your family member, you’d probably immediately show them the door.

    But for whatever reason, there are people out there who think it’s appropriate to ask their significant other to choose between their pet and them.

    This is literally always a bad move. Even if they somehow agree to part ways with the pet – which they almost definitely won’t – they will likely resent you for the rest of the relationship for making them choose.

    One boyfriend had the best response when he was given this ultimatum – instead of getting rid of his beloved Beagle, he put an ad up on Craigslist which appeared to be a typical ‘free to a good home’-style ad, but had a hilarious twist at the end.

    First of all, here is a picture of the Beagle in question, which I think we should all take a moment to appreciate:

    How could anyone get rid of this perfect creature?

    The Virginian beagle owner decided to pen a hilarious Craigslist ad seeking “any willing home” for his “purebred.” He placed the following ad in the “community/pets” section of the website:

    “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to re-home her,” he wrote. “She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”

    It seems as if Molly’s dad is talking about Molly, but readers soon learn that this isn’t the case.

    “Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food,” he continues. “Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”



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