We have all had bad dates. Dates where we’ve done something wrong or dates where the date has done something wrong. Dates where you just don’t connect or dates where you want to leave as soon as you get there. But this poor lad not only had a rather embarrassing dating mishap, but he had it on television.
Tattooed lad Lee was enjoying his date with nurse Abigail when the romantic meal took an unfortunate turn…
Lee, who works as a barber, was desperate for the loo throughout dinner, and eventually dashed to the toilet.
Just not in time. Poor Lee pissed himself, as he was unable to make it to the bathroom before his body backfired…
He rushed to the toilet in an attempt to avoid any accidents…
But didn’t manage to unzip his pants in time! He phoned his friend, saying:
“I’m dying for a piss, I’m gonna piss myself anyway… Come on, you bastard… Oh shit, I think I’ve dribbled.”
Fortunately, Lee came up with a cover story for his date, telling her that he had spilled water all over himself while in the bathroom. He said: “I sprayed water and it sprayed all over me! It looks like I’ve pissed myself.”
And oblivious to the situation, Abigail believed Lee’s fabricated trouser story and even agreed to go on a second date!
Watch Lee’s urine-related crisis below, where he calls his mate and is a bit too slow on the draw:
What’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you on a date? Have you done anything as drastic as wet yourself? Let us know in the comments!
First Dates is back on Channel 4 on Monday at 10pm!