Guys, dick pics are so gross that now you’re realising that women aren’t into it, you’ve taken to sending them to each other?! C’mon, the lesson wasn’t “don’t send dick pics to women,” it was “don’t send dick pics.”
Literally. Even Imgur users are amazed. One person (and many others had similar concerns) commented on the following post with “So you’re telling me, there’s people on here just indiscriminately passing out pics of their dicks like a mix tape?”
Yes. Yes we are. It happens all too frequently and there is literally no explanation.
Fortunately, this guy has the perfect response prepared in the event that he gets sent pictures of other men’s junk.
Imgur user Syntax1985 explained that: “I’m a straight man, so when I receive a dick pic, I pretend to be a doctor and see if I can prank the sender. Usually, it doesn’t work, but every now and then I get a laugh out of it.”
Other people also began chiming in with further “natural remedies” in the comments section! “Experts in the field additionally note that adding two teaspoons of chilli paste to the mixture halves the required treatment time.”
Another commenter merely made an astute observation: “Fitting that someone who sends unwanted dicks pics doesn’t grasp big words like urologist.”
Another commenter added: “You’re the hero we needed.”
This person hit the nail on the head: “Believe me, you wouldn’t want unsolicited dick pics even if you weren’t a straight man.”
So, penis-havers everywhere, pay extra close attention this time: Nobody wants to receive a picture of your dick. Unless it is specifically requested, keep it in your pants and away from your camera. Thank you.