If you have ever seen the movie American Pie, you will know what a MILF is. You will also know that a lot of teenage males full of testosterone often fantasise about what it would be like to be with an older woman.
The message below was originally sent into LAD Bible but we had to share it with you as it is so damn funny.
It all started when a guy called Alex accidentally left his phone with his friends as he headed out to get some cigarettes. When his friends found the phone was unlocked, they couldn’t resist!
They decided to text Alex’s step mother, a lady called Debbie. The conversation that followed is utterly brutal for poor old Alex. Especially as he has to face Debbie again at some stage.
All in all Debbie handled it pretty well. Thank goodness she didn’t have a secret crush on Alex or things could have turned out REALLY messy.
And if you are sat there wondering if the dad found out, I can tell you that indeed he did. It did however all get sorted out.
Fair play to Debbie for handling that so well and a round of applause for whichever of Alex’s mates came up with that ‘heaving breasts’ line.
Alex said, “We straightened it all out and she found it funny in the end.”