Strongbow Dark Fruits Boy Is Twitter's New Meme And It's Hilarious

Strongbow Dark Fruits Boy Is Twitter’s New Meme And It’s Hilarious

We all know the Fiat 500 kind of girl – the stereotype that posts flawless selfies on Instagram 24/7 and always has her acrylics on and hair extensions in.

On Twitter she’s the kind to sub-tweet the girl that text her boyfriend about the history homework or how much of a ‘mess’ her life is.

Becky pretty much sums it up:

And now, we’ve found her perfect match… Strongbow Dark Fruit boy.

SDF boy isn’t necessarily just around to be Fiat 500 girl’s bae, he has his own sub-category of basic-ness that we can’t wait to share. Mainly because you’ll all immediately think of a least one person you know, and it will be hysterical.

SDF boys also do the same Twitter activity. They tweet lyrics from indie bands directed to the ‘girl of their dreams’ that most likely is hardcore cringing out.

SDF boys so indeed love Strongbow Dark Fruits – it has the fruity taste of Ribena while still being classed as a ‘mans’ drink, and can get them absolutely rowdy. Well, buzzing. But in their recollections, absolutely rowdy.

#festivebevs #cannybeatstrongbowdarkfruits #strongbowdarkfruits #manchester

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You’ll often hear tales from Strongbow Dark Fruit boys, almost always about how they did something wild at a concert once like, oh I don’t know, downing four pints of cider and pushing their way to the front.

Mad how quick summer went, Reading festival was a highlight of it.

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Their Twitter bio’s are a whole different world, too. Either¬†virtue-signalling bastions of SDF culture such as Peep Show, more popular song lyrics, or using football terminology to sum up their life philosophy.

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And they all love Liam Gallagher.

They’ll even try and incorporate “as you were” into as many of their Tweets as possible, signing off with their initials and an x just in case you forgot whose account it was.

They simply love ‘real music’ and their football team. And Strongbow Dark Fruits.

#brothers #darkfruits #betterbrothers #lovesasesh #crumpethands ??

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The poor things aren’t the smoothest with the ladies (the song lyric sub-tweets don’t really help them), but if they do happen to score themselves a Fiat 500 girl, brace yourselves.

You won’t go a day without a couples selfie or tale of how he went out and got her a 20-box of McNuggets without her even asking – what a prince.

Let’s all take a drink and have an absolutely mad night for the painfully average Strongbow Dark Fruit boys. As you were KW x



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