Pets don’t really understand what the words ‘privacy’ or ‘boundaries’ really mean. Pets play by their own rules and don’t expect them to leave you alone on the toilet, in the shower or in the bedroom, there’s no escape…
These pets are definitely in charge and won’t stop at any closed door or attempt to conceal your modesty. Someone needs to teach these pets the trick of privacy…
1.) Just hanging out
These pets just like to chill in pants whilst people are sat on toilets. I guess it’s like a hammock for them, maybe they feel like they are on holiday there. Either way, it makes their owner who is trying to go to the toilet, pretty uncomfortable.
2.) Excuse me, we need you NOW
Nope, this certainly CANNOT wait, we have some urgent business that requires your assistance. The toilet can wait.
This cat has had enough and just stopped for a rest whilst her owner was attempting to go to the toilet. Not annoying AT ALL.
4.) Guard cat
This cat looks so alert it’s like he is guarding his owner whilst he is sat on the toilet. It makes sense, we probably are at our most vulnerable while sat on the toilet.
5.) It’s an entire ARMY
These cats are persistent and will give up at NOTHING to get what they want, which is undivided human attention. If I’m honest, I’m a little intimidated.
6.) There’s no escape
This kitten may be cute but don’t let its looks deceive you. As soon as it can it STRIKES and makes a home in your boxers as you attempt to go to the toilet. Rumour has it that this guy was stuck there for HOURS.
7.) Offering a helping paw
These guys just want to help their owners flush when they are finished. I guess they mean well but it’s pretty creepy and a bit intense, you need to take a step back, pets.
8.) I like to watch you shower…
My first thought is how on EARTH did that cat get up there…? Also, why would it even want to be near water anyway?! It’s very bizarre and a little bit too needy for my liking.
9.) You’re taking your time
The complete and utter JUDGEMENT on these cat’s faces is just upsetting. They look offended by human waste and annoyed that you are making them wait for attention. Honestly, I feel personally attacked and I’m not even the one sat on the toilet…
10.) I’ll take a seat
I couldn’t even tell you what’s going on here, I am hugely disturbed. I REALLY hope that the dog isn’t planning on taking a dump or his owner is in for a NASTY shock.
11.) Just popping in to say HI
These cats were clearly trying to give their owner’s a heart attack by popping up that quickly. Imagine looking down and seeing this…I would scream.
12.) Don’t fall in…
This cat lives life on the edge…literally. I have no idea how that’s comfortable, the cat is probably lying like that just to piss of their owner.
So, treasure your moments alone, pet-less people! You are the lucky ones, blessed with peace, solitude and happiness. The rest of us have to share our most private moments with our furry friends and we wouldn’t have it any other way…please help us.