Now, I think that most of us can all admit to having a childhood ‘dolly!’ Am I right?
Even you fellas out there! To me, dolls aren’t just about Barbie and Sindy, they’re universal, come in all shapes and sizes and are a relatively inexpensive toy option for a child, which usually makes said child very happy in the process! & Sweet, happy playdates ensue.
HOWEVER (& this is a big however, I can assure you…) sometimes dolls aren’t as sweet as they may seem…
Hollywood Horror films haven’t helped matters with the whole ‘creepy, slightly homicidal doll’ thing, but an even scarier thought is that, even in real life, they definitely aren’t something from a happy childhood, no no, they’re more like something out of a grown adult’s full-blown nightmares!
So… (just to f**k your day up a bit!) We’ve compiled a list of 15 vintage dolls that are basically the stuff of Satan’s own fiery toy shop.
I don’t think any children will be wanting these creepy little SOB’s in their Christmas stocking anytime soon!
Terrified? Intrigued? Then keep reading (if you dare!)
1. Lazy Eye Larry
Well, I think his name is pretty self-explanatory. Although, I think there are other, more suitable names for him too. Homicidal Harry, maybe? Murderous Mick? Creepy Colin? Egregious Eric!? Yep, they’d totally fit too! *shudders*
2. Rat Faced Randall
I went to school with someone who looked like this horrible little pratt! & I’m not being mean really, as they theirselves, were in fact, a horrible little pratt! So it’s okay.
& If I was Rat, I’d be really offended right now, Rat’s are cute..and there’s nothing cute about this abomination!