Keep scrolling to find out some of the most hilarious (and not to mention, GROSSEST) celebrity Mom confessions I have ever come across. Enjoy!
On an episode of Very Cavallari (If you've never seen it before I strongly recommend that you do), Kristin Cavallari admitted that her husband Jay Cutler had to "help" her out when her milk ducts were "major clogged."
Later, Kristin said that Jay saved her life, so while yes, it may seem unconventional, hey, he got the job done! Sometimes a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.
In an episode of her #Momsplaining YouTube show, Kristen Bell (Whom I absolutely ADORE) shared when she had mastitis (which is a condition which causes a woman's breast tissue to become painful and inflamed), husband Dax Shepard had to help her out, too, (BLESS these husbands) and he totally stepped up to the plate... because he's Dax Shephard and he's amazing. Their baby wasn't nursing anymore, so it was up to him to get it done.
Never a dull moment (LOL).
Bethenny Frankel (From the original, fabulous Housewives of New York) was TOTALLY ready for a beer after having a baby back in 2011 -- 100% an understandable craving after going nine months without alcohol (I'd be asking for a crisp glass of Pinot Grigio 0.1 seconds after I pushed the thing out, personally!). According to what she told Hollywood Life at the time, she didn't hold back from drinking while breastfeeding, either.
The Real star was more than willing to give this a shot as it wasn't the first time she's tried her sister's breast milk -- what?!
According to Tamera, Tia's breast milk is the best milk she's ever had.
Okay, breathe, don't freak out, it's all fine, everything is fine. On to the next one!
In an interview with Marie Claire, Scarlett Johansson admitted to a major milk mix up she had after pumping at the 2015 Oscars shortly after her daughter, Rose, was born. Like many nursing moms will understand, just because she was at the Oscars didn't mean she didn't have to pump - cause boobs don't care if you're wearing a $50,000 Gucci dress - and her milk (and pump) ended up going home with Mark Consuelos and Kelly Ripa (LOL).
See folks? Celebrity Moms are just like us regular Moms! Apart from the fact that we leave our breast pumps in the grocery store... not at the Oscars.
Some people would just call it a wash, but not Chrissy Teigen!
The fabulous Blake Lively was still a new mom when she shared this relatable breastfeeding story in 2015. During a live TV appearance, Blake forgot to account for the fact that her breasts would be larger if she couldn't pump ... and that almost led to an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction. (Or fortunate... depending on which team you play for)
Fortunately, it sounds like everything worked out!
(Spoiler alert: It's not glamorous, LOL.)
Sometimes, a mama has to do what a mama just has to freakin' do!
No more checking your phone when you get a minute, it's all about pumping wherever and whenever you can!
When Kristen Bell starred in CHiPS, she was still breastfeeding, and at the time, her character was supposed to have a boob job... so the timing was pretty perfect tbh. Anyway, to make it more realistic, she didn't pump at all for a day to make her breasts look larger, all for her craft. (But ladies, can you imagine the PAIN!?)
Honestly, I just want Kristen and Dax to shut up and adopt me already.
Last year, Coco Austin got backlash for breastfeeding her daughter, Chanel, well past her second birthday and close to her third year, but she wasn't worried about what people thought about her -- she said she'd feed her daughter that way for comfort for as long as Chanel seems to need it. But that hasn't stopped people from raising an eyebrow or 100 at her.
Seriously, what nursing mama HASN'T been here? Jenna Jameson's shower breastfeeding pic might've come with a ton of controversy, but is so relatable on a number of levels. I mean, when you become a mom, there's literally not enough hours in the damn day! And of course, it's the best two-for-one: baby is fed and clean -- the end! Thank U NEXT!
Which is fair enough, it can be hard to give up such a miraculous bond with your child. Also... just think of all the calories it burns!