19 Jokes For People That Don’t Like Children

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1.) Savage

Let’s be honest here, kids act like wild animals half the time so it’s completely fine to group them together.

2.) Check!

If I had a permanent life to do list this would definitely be on there, along with eating, sleeping and not dying.

3.) I completely agree

Silence and money are incredibly important to those who don’t like kids. Clearly, people who love kids must HATE silence and money. Weirdos.

4.) So inconsiderate

Kids just don’t GET IT when they start screaming in public, they don’t think about the rest of us. You know, kids, there are those of us who have to pay for our own food and buy houses and take care of ourselves, you need to get a GRIP, jeez.

5.) Cats > children

Yep. I will hold a cat like it is my own CHILD but when it comes to an actual child I’m like, ‘please take it off me.’

6.) Any excuse

Kids could be saying anything to us and I will drink to it, it’s a coping mechanism for being around kids in the first place.

7.) Why do they do it?

I’ve never understood why people think that random people want to see pictures of your kids. It’s like me going up to people and being like, ‘hey, look at this picture of my friend/mom/sister’. Like WHY?! That would be so weird and random.

8.) My kind of place

Let’s be honest, kids cause much more hassle and problems than dogs do. Dogs actually listen to what you tell them to do. Kids just ruin everyone’s day.

9.) Preach!

Yep. Dogs are much more welcome than young kids in my world.

10.) Happy to accept this

I am more than happy to be labelled as this if it means that I don’t have to have kids. I’m just honest, sorry if that makes me a MONSTER.

11.) The votes are in

Now, this just PROVES that the general public harbours the same dislike towards kids like most of us. I am very upset at how many votes cats got though, they are perfection, don’t EVER compare them to the likes of CHILDREN.

12.) Stay away

Trick or Treaters are the worst. They come over to your house begging for candy, disrupting your evening and you have to stand there and smile or you are considered a bad person. I’ll embrace being a bad person, thanks.

13.) The summer is a dark time

I don’t look forward to summer anymore, the kids are out and it’s dangerous out there. Its just best to stay indoors and close the blinds.

14.) Too true

I cannot relate to people having kids. How can they ever feel like they are old enough to be responsible for another life? I’ll still be a child when I’m 50.

15.) Triple checking…

It’s like seeing the consequences of your actions 9 months into the future. Yikes.

16.) It’s true…

This is spookily accurate. It’s happened to me on multiple occasions, they don’t give you chance to back up your choices, they just tell you that you’re wrong, it’s all very scary.

These are obviously just jokes and I don’t really hate children…OR DO I. No, seriously I don’t…sometimes it’s just refreshing to laugh at how frustrating children can be sometimes. That’s all, I promise!

Did any of these make you laugh? Let us know in the comments!

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