However, there are levels...yes, I'm afraid we have to have some kind of system in place here, or else we'd never know which breed of cat is the floofiest, or the softest, or which one has the best toe beans! & We just can't live without that knowledge in our lives, we just can't.
So, today, we're looking at which breed of cat is the FUNNIEST! Which one has the derpiest and most amusing little personality...and after many, many hours of research (*ahem*looking at cat videos on youtube*ahem*), we have come to a solid conclusion...
Maine Coon Cats are the funniest!
Yes, they sinched it! & Of course, we can't announce such an important thing without providing you with some evidence to brighten up your day!
How can something look THIS majestic whilst still having the derpiest look on the planet?! It's almost like he's the most unphotogenic, photogenic cat in the world!
I think this adorable little guy has seen his owner naked for the first time!
I love how they've put "cat" in quotation marks like that! It just tells you everything you need to know about this big, floofy guy! 50% Dog 25% Alien 24% Tiger 1% Cat!
Awww, there seems to be some cons to be being to so big, floofy and awesome! Who'd have thought it, eh!?
Funny, adorable, floofy AND athletic!? Is there anything that Maine Coons can't do!? (Apart from getting up on a stool, that is!?)
Oh, this is hilarious! What they lack in dignity, they make up for in derpery! Who needs decorum when you're hilarious as heck!?
At first, I thought, maybe this shows how many Maine Coons are 'too much!' & Then I realised that no, you can never have enough! This is just level 1 of cat suffocation and to my knowledge, there are at least another 9 levels to go before you start to worry about your life! #suckitup
Ah, tea time with your Maine Coons, when you love a bit of tea with your cat fur! Ahhh...
Noooooo! Give this kitty an oscar! He's either going through some really tough sh@t right now, or he's giving the performance of a lifetime! Bravo!
Oh my god, I almost can't tell the difference! Where would one acquire one of these furrygators!? I have money...?
Who could resist sticking their finger into that big yawn!? I'd be worth the risk of losing a finger, to be honest!
Oh, how adorable is this guy!? Couldn't you just stick your nose in that amazing floofness he's got there!? Again, it would be worth the risk of losing an eye or some facial features.
Proof that cats are really liquid and not solid! Oh well, don't worry, I'm sure some stragetic cuddling will sort this big guy out! He'll be as good as mew! (Sorry, I couldn't help myself!)
What are you talking about!? Andy DOES fit! You'd have to be some kind of heartless monster to tell him that he's too fat for his bed! #sodontdoit
I have heard actually along the cat gossip grapevine, that Maine Coons aren't as averse to water as many other cats are! Which leads us to wonder whether or not they are actually cats and not aliens in disguise!?
You don't want to know where the apple is....! *ahem*
Although she may be little, she is but fierce! It looks like she's plotting her next evil plan to have her owner down the stairs...and with her longevity, it shouldn't be too difficult either! Just lay across the top step at 3 am, wait for the owner to go for a pee...and BOOM, life insurance...! #sorted