Now I'm sure most of you will be abundantly aware that I'm a fan of a pun, and consider myself quite adept at the punderful art form. However, Rozmiarek has put many to shame with his consistently fantastic signs which he updates several times each week! So here are my 20 of my favorite signs that Vince has come up with, which I wish I'd thought of myself!
Far too relatable and far too accurate! The importance of appropriate fitting underwear as you get older cannot be understated. Not that I'd know, I'm still young and hip... I promise...
Finally, a reason as to why I'm always knackered! Being short sucks sometimes... not when you're snuggling up into a cozy nook or cranny for a little snooze...
I love this one so much! I hope this never happens to me though otherwise, I'll just sound like someone coughing up phlegm. Aunty Ac!
Looks like someone's just been audited! If he hasn't he may be about to be now!
Crows should have the same drinking rights as everyone else, so it's good to see strides being made in the right direction. I've heard they can't handle their spirits though, so they just stick to al-crow-pops. Hehehehehehe...
Still doesn't justify why it's okay that Donald Duck wears a shirt but not pants, there's just something weird about that!
Eating without gravity would be one hell of a struggle... don't order the soup whatever you do! Actually, sushi would probably be more difficult, I can't even use chopsticks when I have the added bonus of gravity!
For those of you who were planning on going to the meeting, I'll be starting my own group at some point when I can find the time, or the will power for that matter.
Even mermaids need appropriate support underwater, there's nothing worse than not having a bra that fits right regardless of whether you're a mythical being or not, trust me!
Is it weird that there are two about the little mermaid's bra? It's a strangely specific area of comedy to operate in!
Yeah, that's the actual title of a doctor who looks at your ear nose and throat, imagine having that on your name tag, it looks like someone's sneezed out alphabetti spaghetti!
I mean, he's not wrong. I hope he's not speaking from experience... or actually, I hope he is, I knew they were real!
This one nearly made me shoot my coffee out of my nose... hopefully this isn't the same reaction that people driving had! They should probably warn people of how good these signs are to prevent punexpected accidents (you're welcome).
Well, Vince has a lot to answer for then! Hopefully now though we can stop playing that infernal song, we have a definitive answer, that is all, the song is now thankfully terminated!
My only New Years resolution is the same every year, to be just as fantastic as I was last year! But, this is a pretty genius one also I'll admit! Personally, though I can't stand watching TV with the subtitles on, it drives me freakin' insane!
If you could change the color of one of your internal organs, which one would it be and what color would you make it? I'm always asking the important questions...
Is this what Ozzy Osbourne really wrote that song about? I could never figure out what that was about, although I'm not really sure if this makes it any clearer... does he just not trust trains, or did he have a bad experience with Thomas The Tank Engine, that guy was pretty mental!