Local Hero's 20+ Hilarious Road Signs Are Instant Cure For Road Rage & Monday Blues

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Whether it be due to traffic or just the agony of a repeated commute to work, driving can be a bit of a bummer, but thanks to Colorado native Vince Rozmiarek, the Indian Hills Community Centre has been keeping drivers spirits high with its hilarious signs!

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Now I'm sure most of you will be abundantly aware that I'm a fan of a pun, and consider myself quite adept at the punderful art form. However, Rozmiarek has put many to shame with his consistently fantastic signs which he updates several times each week! So here are my 20 of my favorite signs that Vince has come up with, which I wish I'd thought of myself!

 

1.) Getting Old

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Far too relatable and far too accurate! The importance of appropriate fitting underwear as you get older cannot be understated. Not that I'd know, I'm still young and hip... I promise...

2.) #TallPeopleProbs

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Finally, a reason as to why I'm always knackered! Being short sucks sometimes... not when you're snuggling up into a cozy nook or cranny for a little snooze...

3.) No ID, No Service

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I love this one so much! I hope this never happens to me though otherwise, I'll just sound like someone coughing up phlegm. Aunty Ac!

4.) Preach

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Looks like someone's just been audited! If he hasn't he may be about to be now!

5.) All Their Crowing Paid Off

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Crows should have the same drinking rights as everyone else, so it's good to see strides being made in the right direction. I've heard they can't handle their spirits though, so they just stick to al-crow-pops. Hehehehehehe...

6.) A Scandal In Scandinavia

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7.) It's His Own Volt Really

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8.) Quacking Sense Of Humor

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Still doesn't justify why it's okay that Donald Duck wears a shirt but not pants, there's just something weird about that!

9.) You'd Be A Lunar-tic Not To Laugh At These!

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Eating without gravity would be one hell of a struggle... don't order the soup whatever you do! Actually, sushi would probably be more difficult, I can't even use chopsticks when I have the added bonus of gravity!

10.) I'd Be This Funny If I Could Be Bothered

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For those of you who were planning on going to the meeting, I'll be starting my own group at some point when I can find the time, or the will power for that matter.

11.) Little Mermaid

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Even mermaids need appropriate support underwater, there's nothing worse than not having a bra that fits right regardless of whether you're a mythical being or not, trust me!

12.) Algebra 101

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Is it weird that there are two about the little mermaid's bra? It's a strangely specific area of comedy to operate in!

13.) See Your Otolaryngologist

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Yeah, that's the actual title of a doctor who looks at your ear nose and throat, imagine having that on your name tag, it looks like someone's sneezed out alphabetti spaghetti!

14.) Solid Advice

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I mean, he's not wrong. I hope he's not speaking from experience... or actually, I hope he is, I knew they were real!

15.) I Am Ironman

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This one nearly made me shoot my coffee out of my nose... hopefully this isn't the same reaction that people driving had! They should probably warn people of how good these signs are to prevent punexpected accidents (you're welcome).

16.) Finally... An Answer!

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Well, Vince has a lot to answer for then! Hopefully now though we can stop playing that infernal song, we have a definitive answer, that is all, the song is now thankfully terminated!

17.) Life Hack

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My only New Years resolution is the same every year, to be just as fantastic as I was last year! But, this is a pretty genius one also I'll admit! Personally, though I can't stand watching TV with the subtitles on, it drives me freakin' insane!

18.) Feeling Blue

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If you could change the color of one of your internal organs, which one would it be and what color would you make it? I'm always asking the important questions...

19.) Crazy Train

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Is this what Ozzy Osbourne really wrote that song about? I could never figure out what that was about, although I'm not really sure if this makes it any clearer... does he just not trust trains, or did he have a bad experience with Thomas The Tank Engine, that guy was pretty mental!

20.) Mayonnaise

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Oeuf

 

So those were 20 of my favorite road-side pick me ups courtesy of Indian Hills Community Centre and Vince Rozmiarek! Let me know which one's your favorite in the comments below and if you can think of any better puns than me (which shouldn't be hard in fairness!) keep them to yourself so I don't look bad! AAx

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