So, depending on our own personal baggage and daddy/mommy issues, then some of us have probably spent more time single than others.
Cue, the 'forever alone' crew! I personally don't mind being single as it allows me to be on my own, which to be honest, is the best thing for everyone, but sometimes, being single can be such a DRAG!
& these 20 people are hilariously tweeting about just how frustrating and lonely being hopelessly single can really be....and it's brilliant!
It really isn't worth it, there have been a few times where I wish someone would have just given me a good, hard slap everytime I began to catch feelings for someone. It never ends well.
Siri just out there ruining lives like it's going out of fashion. I can actually feel the absolute CRINGE from here. R.I.P girl, you will be missed!
Well, I've heard of a hot mess, but never a hot salad...well, whatever it is, this guy is rockin' it! In my opinion, if she can't handle you at your hot salad, then she'll never appreciate your hot dog (no sexual pun intended.)
Or, better still, just don't go on dating apps, EVER! It solves a LOT of problems believe me. There's a reason they're all on there people! #ditchtinder
I don't blame this lady one bit, the grease and feeling like you've consumed an entire tub of lard after eating an entire 18 inch Pizza to yourself is the best bit! If it ain't broke, don't fix it!
Who thought there would be anything worse to receive than a d*ck pic!? But yes, I think the creepy, cringey poem wins out by a mile!
I've heard of talking to plants, but never anything about kissing them!? I'm thinking that he should maybe pass on this one.
I feel you dude, I'm also about as exciting as a baked potato on a date. In fact, the potato would probably be a bit more thrilling... *sigh*
I wish I had a million hands right now because I'd be raising every single, damn one of them!
Oh dear, I'm sorry dude! Maybe she just wanted someone with a more 'stable' career than something that just involves twitter followers...and football. Maybe leave that part out next time, eh?
This has genuinely cracked me up! Oh, how embarrassed would you be though!? & I'm definitely going to start calling a menu the book of food, in fact, it'd probably end up replacing the Bible, with a name like that!
Well, I at least he's innocent enough not to catch on the first time what she meant and at least he was just packing muscles and not an actual gun, okay, he may be a bit brawn over brain, but I personally don't see the problem here.
I've deleted and reinstalled Tinder so many times, I've lost count. Mainly because I always get reminded WHY I deleted it everytime I reinstall it. #hopeless
I get that a lot of people are self-employed these days and that's great, however, when they give you NOTHING about what they do, then it may as well just say 'chronically unemployed and still living with my parents.'
Hey! I get into arguments with myself all the time, mainly because I'm stupid and make horrendous life decisions, but it's only because I care about myself...and that's how it should be. #lookafternumberone
Really? Memes? I certainly don't think that I'm a true millennial, then. Don't get me wrong, memes are alright, but honestly, just give me the booze.
I've honestly had some shoes and bras longer than I've had any set man in my life. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but I'll tell you this, my long term bras and shoes have never let me down, so there you go...
I like this method actually, it's straight forward, to the point, no fuss or heavy commitment and everyone gets what they want! So there you go, that may be the key, hopeless singles, cut out all the cr*p you may get lucky!