And luckily for you guys, I've tracked down the most amazingly hilarious knock-offs out there, so that you don't have to go and search for them yourself (I know I know, I'm just TOO good to you all).
So sit back, relax, and get your shopping list ready because I can guarantee that after seeing this list, the only thing you'll ever want to buy for the rest of your life is knock-off merchandise!
I mean, I guess you could view this one as just a little too overly descriptive? After all, Totoro is kind of a lively and lovely fat man, is he not? Or he represents the grim reaper, if you're a believer of wild conspiracy theories.
If you can see ONE thing in this image that makes sense, will you please let me know? Because honestly, I have absolutely no idea how this would ever exist.
Wow, looks like fame really got to Winnie the Pooh's head... I wonder how much he spent on those Hollywood gnashers!?
Ahhh yes, the greatest film of my childhood, Boy Space! And look! The whole gang is here! Buzz, Mini-Buzz, Pop-eye Woody, Jesse the Witch... hey, wait a minute...
I don't know about you, but I used to LOVE the Rugrats, especially Angelica (What? She was sassy and always in charge!)... which is why I know that this is absolutely, without a doubt NOT Angela.
DAAAAAMN E.T., you just keep gettin' those gains son, you'll be able to knock those government fools out in one punch if they ever come after you and your family again! KILLING IT!
Ah yes, the must-have tech of summer 2019... iSliders! They come with 2.5 hours worth of battery life, 0.01GB of storage, a 7-pixel camera and only cost a mere $12,000... what a STEAL!
Nice try, Mario, I see you! Just because your colors are red, white and blue you think you can sneak around pretending to be Captain America? I don't think so. Get back on that Rainbow Road and start throwing bananas at Bowser again. Sheesh.
Ah yes, Magician Boy, that magical 11-year-old boy who captured the hearts of millions of people all over the world with his story of both tragedy and bravery just 22 short years ago. I myself have always been a HUGE Magician Boy fan.
Damn, I knew Hannah Montana was good with her disguises but DAMN GIRL! You look more like Harry Potter than Daniel Radcliffe does in that get-up! 10/10 would believe was Harry Potter. What a legendary mash-up.
Desert Inn DiGiorno Pasta Diabetes, obviously. Honestly, though I don't think I've ever seen a t-shirt that is so quintessentially AMERICAN before now.
I'm not 100% what this book is actually about (In fact, I'm not even 5% sure), but I know I desperately, desperately need to own it.
The hot new kids toy of 2019! Bring together your child's two greatest loves this Christmas - Peppa Pig and WAR! Available at all major Walmarts while stocks last.
Well, I love Pokemon, and Loony Tunes and er... Goof Troop!? Who the heck knows. Either way, it seems like it's the best of all worlds rolled into one... And it. Is. Terrifying.
And I don't know about all you out there, but I want every freakin' item on this list... how could you not!?