20 Knock-Off Items That Are Actually So Hilarious You'll Prefer Them To The Real Thing

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I'm sure I don't need to tell you this folk, but I'll do so anyway; being alive is freakin' expensive.... especially these days! Everybody seems to want the latest gadgets or the most expensive brands, not to mention the minute a Kartrashian is seen wearing or using something the price of it increases by 100,000%... but I won't go any further into that because if I do we'll be here all day.

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And luckily for you guys, I've tracked down the most amazingly hilarious knock-offs out there, so that you don't have to go and search for them yourself (I know I know, I'm just TOO good to you all).

So sit back, relax, and get your shopping list ready because I can guarantee that after seeing this list, the only thing you'll ever want to buy for the rest of your life is knock-off merchandise!

1. A Lively And Lovely Fat Man

I mean, I guess you could view this one as just a little too overly descriptive? After all, Totoro is kind of a lively and lovely fat man, is he not? Or he represents the grim reaper, if you're a believer of wild conspiracy theories.

2. A Disney Classic

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3. Big & Green

"Aye, it's probably Shrek then. Just print it."

4. Where Do I Begin!?

If you can see ONE thing in this image that makes sense, will you please let me know? Because honestly, I have absolutely no idea how this would ever exist.

5. Winnie The WHAT!?

Wow, looks like fame really got to Winnie the Pooh's head... I wonder how much he spent on those Hollywood gnashers!?

6. I Can't Wait For Boy Space 4!

Ahhh yes, the greatest film of my childhood, Boy Space! And look! The whole gang is here! Buzz, Mini-Buzz, Pop-eye Woody, Jesse the Witch... hey, wait a minute...

7. Dumb Babies

I don't know about you, but I used to LOVE the Rugrats, especially Angelica (What? She was sassy and always in charge!)... which is why I know that this is absolutely, without a doubt NOT Angela.

8. Forget Home, E.T. Wants To Get Back To The Gym

DAAAAAMN E.T., you just keep gettin' those gains son, you'll be able to knock those government fools out in one punch if they ever come after you and your family again! KILLING IT!

9. Despicable Marge

does have bulging eyes... but really!? If you don't know that Marge Simpson is not

10. iSliders

Ah yes, the must-have tech of summer 2019... iSliders! They come with 2.5 hours worth of battery life, 0.01GB of storage, a 7-pixel camera and only cost a mere $12,000... what a STEAL!

11. It'sa Me! A'Captain America!

Nice try, Mario, I see you! Just because your colors are red, white and blue you think you can sneak around pretending to be Captain America? I don't think so. Get back on that Rainbow Road and start throwing bananas at Bowser again. Sheesh.

12. Magician Boy And The Chamber of Knock-Offs

Ah yes, Magician Boy, that magical 11-year-old boy who captured the hearts of millions of people all over the world with his story of both tragedy and bravery just 22 short years ago. I myself have always been a HUGE Magician Boy fan.

13. Harry Montana

Damn, I knew Hannah Montana was good with her disguises but DAMN GIRL! You look more like Harry Potter than Daniel Radcliffe does in that get-up! 10/10 would believe was Harry Potter. What a legendary mash-up.

14. Stars Warsiors

Star Warisors! Real talk though this figure looks exactly like what would happen if Lando Calrissian and Yoda somehow had a baby. And can someone PLEASE tell me what a freakin' Door Ladder

15. Have A Very Merry... I Mean Er, Happy... Er... A Little Help Here?

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16. It's Not Delivery It's... Er, What Is It?

Desert Inn DiGiorno Pasta Diabetes, obviously. Honestly, though I don't think I've ever seen a t-shirt that is so quintessentially AMERICAN before now.

17. The Only Books Of God's I'm Interested In

I'm not 100% what this book is actually about (In fact, I'm not even 5% sure), but I know I desperately, desperately need to own it.

18. Peppa Tank

The hot new kids toy of 2019! Bring together your child's two greatest loves this Christmas - Peppa Pig and WAR! Available at all major Walmarts while stocks last.

19. Super Spider 2

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20. I Taw I Taw A Pokemon

Well, I love Pokemon, and Loony Tunes and er... Goof Troop!? Who the heck knows. Either way, it seems like it's the best of all worlds rolled into one... And it. Is. Terrifying.

And I don't know about all you out there, but I want every freakin' item on this list... how could you not!?

What about you? Have you ever come across knock-off merchandise out in the wild before? Maybe you ordered something online you thought was legit and when it arrived you got a nasty (yet hilarious) surprise? Let me know in the comments (PLEASE)! And don't forget to share this with your friends and family so that they can join in on the laughter too! AAx

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