There are many people out there who have experienced this, and luckily they've been kind enough to take to the internet to tell us about it, and now I've been thoughtful enough to put 20 of my favorite hilarious examples together just for you guys... enjoy!
Depending on the attractiveness of the person whose life I'm trying to save, I could totally get behind these Thai CPR instructions... although usually, I'd have to do number 6 first, then number three, then number 6 again.
Okay so this annoys me for two reasons; 1) because, obviously, the sheets haven't been cleaned and they should have been. 2) Someone is petty enough to actually write this note just to see if they clean the sheets or not. I mean, be hygienic, but also get a life.
I'm not even sure how this happens in a glass shower?? I can only imagine it had something to do with the handle or the sliding door mechanism becoming locked or breaking down. I wonder how many times Julio has had to do this before!?
Can't tell if this hotel is super crafty, super dumb or just super optimistic... I mean, do they honestly believe this will deter people from looking out the window in that direction!? Really?
Okay now this, this is amazing. I would give them 10/10 too just because of the sheer audacity of the claim. But hey, it's not like they're lying is it!? I LOVE IT.
I really hope this hotel is not somewhere where people frequently get drunk or there are a lot of fires... or both. As hilarious as this is, it also seems a recipe for disaster!
Okay, I'm sorry but to me this is perfect. Can you imagine just opening your door and being straight in the shower!? It would be seriously handy after a big night out. Although it does make you wonder how small the room is that they have to put the shower right by the door!?
Um... WHAT? This is a monstrosity. Who would keep books captive like that? If they think a simple sign would stop me from selecting a book to read they have another thing coming. Hilton, you'll be hearing from my lawyer!
I mean are these hotels all hiring the same guy to design their spaces for them? Who thought this was a good idea!? Either someone with SUPEr long arms or someone who just found out they weren't getting paid and wanted to really freakin' anger some people.
Art... or just some really awful stain they couldn't remove from the wall so they did the next best thing... by framing it... Honestly, I really don't want to think about it.
Maybe the theme of this hotel is "ridiculous designs that make absolutely no sense whatsoever?". Or maybe the numbers glow in the dark when you switch the lights off!? Either way... this is pretty damn terrible.
To me, this just looks like some random bolt that's fallen on the floor. I don't even see how this would successfully stop a door!? I'd for sure have to put something on top of it.
Um... well I mean... at least they er, tried? Did they try!? Maybe they don't actually understand what braille is? Either way, it's hilarious but highly impractical.
This doesn't even look like a Motel 6, it looks like some abandoned lot that once had a swimming pool 1000 years ago. Maybe it's some sort of crazy art installation? You just never can tell these days. HOW does this even happen!?
Bless the Chinese, always so concerned about the safety of their tourists. Such marvelous hospitality, thank you, China!
Honestly, if I ran a hotel this is 100% something I would probably end up doing accidentally and would just pray nobody noticed. To be fair, the script text is just scripty enough that they may just get away with it most of the time... right?