Ah, sex. The magical adrenaline rush of life’s great rollercoaster!
Whilst sex is one of life’s great pleasures and can bring no end of joy to those involved, the actual mechanics, the basic understanding of anatomy that sex requires has brought some people a great deal of woe and confusion.
No evidence could prove this claim to be truer than these twenty absolutely clueless individuals who, I hope to GOD, are still virgins and remain that way for some time to come!
1. Master Bait? Do we have a Master Bait, in the building?
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I particularly like the sub-heading/follow-up to this question. They really just had to stress their complete confusion. What is that?!?!?! Why is that?!?!?!? Where is that??!?!?! Masturbate?!??!!? WHAT?!?!?!?
2. A firm handshake…
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Ladies, we’re nothing if not formal during the most erotic moments of our lives. “Hello, Sir. Please do come in, a pleasure to make your acquaintance.”