I don’t know about you but I would MUCH rather be comfortable than ‘trendy’. The latest trends baffle me anyway, do all cool people have small b**bs? How do they wear these outfits?! Also, I’ve NEVER understood those weird slipper sandals, do people really wear them?
It is literally like people are speaking a different language when modern music is brought up in conversation. I just nod and pray no one asks my opinion about anything.
The latest hits and hottest artists are just completely unknown to you. Again, it’s all in a different language and sounds TERRIBLE. Do people actually listen to this trash?
Music got bad in the late 2000s and has never got better since. This is what you tell people anyway and they are the ones missing out, your daily playlist is FIRE.
You never dance, EVER. And when you do, you have definitely had one too many drinks and suddenly think that you have all the moves. Unfortunately, your sense of rhythm sucks and you look incredibly awkward.
They are far too pretentious and weird for your tastes. Who puts coleslaw in a mini trolley?! Definitely too hipster for you.
OR you have to make a reservation months and months in advance. Who wants to eat somewhere that badly?! Uncool people have no time for trying out the ‘coolest’ place to eat. No time at all.
Chilling in the comfort of their own home is what uncool people do best. What’s the point of going out and wasting money when there are snacks and your favourite Netflix show on at home?
Yes, you try to use social media as best you can but you never have really understood it. Why are you tagged in things? Who knows. Why are people rude online? No idea but it makes you sad. Might as well delete it all after all.
If I’m completely honest, I have absolutely NO IDEA what this means. I guess I am definitely not cool enough to know these slang words from the youth of today.
It takes you ages to pick up on ‘popular’ trends that were probably popular around 10 years ago. Can’t keep up with what these cool people like these days.
Because you are so behind on the trends, your ‘cool’ friends try to keep you in the loop. Unfortunately, you are so set in the uncool ways that you never listen.
Most of your daily life is spent being confused over what slang words mean. When you are confronted, a quick Google is definitely your friend.
We may love stamp collecting and bowls but that’s just who we are! We are proud of our hobbies, don’t make us feel weird about it. We are fully aware that we are weird.
All uncool people will have been in a situation where people are talking about a popular movie or book and you pretend to know it. Again, Google is our friend. I’ve never seen the Godfather and I’m pretty sure its just a cool person thing.
It’s physically impossible for an uncool person to act cool, it’s just not in our DNA. Also, never tell us how to act, we are free spirits.
No matter what. Even just a subtle nod makes you look like a crazy person. Just don’t even bother, we all need to accept that we will NEVER look cool winking.
Having such a prevalent uncool status makes you feel much older than your years. You start viewing your friends as almost your grandchildren. It gets pretty weird.
Being uncool usually means that you aren’t the biggest fan of going out clubbing. A nice quiet pub? Brilliant. A loud, sweaty, uncomfortable club full of drunk people? No thank you.
Being uncool is your middle name and you love it. You love not keeping up with the trends and being your own person, it’s actually pretty…cool.
Be proud of being uncool folks! At least we are a little different and can’t be bothered to follow the crowd. Yes, we may not know much about popular culture but at least we know a lot about stamps and 90s music.