20 Cringe-Worthy Times Men Didn't Understand A Single Thing About Women's Bodies... 

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Ah men... they're useful for so many things but when it comes to women's bodies the sad truth is that the vast majority of them wouldn't know a clitoris from a crustacean or an ovum from a boulder. 

Hence, when Twitter user @brownandbella tweeted the tweet below and the internet's female population went in hard on the most bone-headed hard-ons around.

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The responses varied from the just plain naive, the the downright offensive, and for your ease and pleasurable bite-sized low-carb consumption, I've cobbled together the 20 best (if such a term can be used) responses which don't exactly paint men in the best light!

1.) Stay Hydrated!

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Introducing the newest idea straight from the sex that brought you gender pay gaps, zero experience of period pain, and sexual inequality for hundreds of years: make sure you stay hydrated out there and you won't have such severe period pain!   

2.) Make Sure To Replace Cord After Use 

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This is one of the stranger ones, primarily as I want to know what made him come to that conclusion? IS it simply due to the fact that he is trying to find similarities between car maintenance and his wife's uterus? Is that the only reason why?

3.) Let Me Check The Rota

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I'd be surprised if he made it to his birthday if he'd have said that to me!

4.) Were-womb

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I knew someone who used to refer to their time of the month as the red tide, but that still doesn't explain what the moon would in any way have to do with periods. I do like the idea of trying to start this rumor though and seeing how many men start believing it! Although I imagine the amount that would, would just be severely depressing. 

5.) Hold It In

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As much as I'm laughing at these, this one in particular really highlights the genuine need for men to be taught about women's bodies... I mean this level of widespread blockheadedness simply cannot be allowed to continue surely?!

6.) Menstruation Medication Misinterpretation 

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Perhaps they have medicine which will make his brain work correctly? That'd be freakin' swell!

7.) Sure... Emotional Reasons

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Oh sweetie, you really are the saddest form of dense! Hopefully, you dropped his sorry ass for the same 'emotional' reasons.

8.) #wrecked

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Is he worried about damaging the babies head, or his apparently very weak johnson? I'm really struggling to figure out where this guy's priorities lie. 

9.) Ladies And Gentlemen... I Present You... Men!

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This is a genuinely worrying one! I'm struggling to find anything funny to say about this aside from the fact that I hope this faux-sanctimonious, foul-souled, pitiful excuse for a 'man' one day gets the massive comeuppance he's owed when someone force feeds him a bowling ball and makes him pass it through his unsubstantial pecker with no pain relief for the sins of being an as*hat. 

10.) Memory Foam Vagina 

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Disclaimer: In order to reset the vaginal cavity to factory settings, swiftly remove current fitting penis by explaining it's poor life choices and incorrect opinions, apply substantial amounts of wine to blood stream, attempt to forget the discomfortingly prevalent quantity of ignorant men in existence, then leave for 24-48 hours and vaginal cavity should have returned to its original state. If problems persist, then that's just because most men are how they are, and that just sucks.

11.) Have You Pasteurized Your Breasts?

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I don't think I've ever seen the upside down smiley face used with such ruthless efficiency before. 

12.) *Facepalm

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By God, why didn't I think of it sooner? This man is a genius! 

13.) Go To Your Happy Place...

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I don't know that this gyno thinks women are doing on the beach. Also, someone should probably look into what sort of beaches he's going to... 

14.) Ovulation Orientation 

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There are so many questions that I have for this man at this exact moment in his life, but primarily I want to know... does he think that ovum cells are literally eggs, as in like chicken eggs? If so, this man is either a chicken operating the skin of a human man like a puppet, or an idiot.

15.) Come On NASA

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Really Nasa? You're meant to be the boffins of the world who know things about science and stuff... well the human reproductive system falls under science! Get your sh*t together NASA c'mon, I won't tell you again!

16.) Wrong, On Both Counts 

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The less said about this one the better...

What is going on with these people...

It's quite rare to see such ignorance twice! And, in such a narrow time frame! Well done you man, you win an award! It's not a good award, but you still won it.

17.) Caution: Exploding Uterus

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This is the most offensively 1950's thing I think I've ever heard. I can literally see this on one of those old-timey (and yes even more old-timey than I am) sexist adverts from the mid 20th century: 'Women! Did you know if you do physical labour your ovaries could explode! Stay indoors and don't do anything because MEN!'

18.) What You Up To This Weekend?

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In fairness he does seem to sort of get it I guess as he does express feeling sorry for her which is pretty adorable, and he is only 11!

19.) Take The Hint Man

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It's strange and wonderfully disconcerting how many men think that periods are optional, or like an Amazon Prime subscription. 

20.) Last But Not Least

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First of all, I freakin' love his twitter name, it's amazing! Secondly, this is proof that not all men are like the one's on this list (obviously), and it's refreshing after all of the men we've read about up to now to finish on a man standing up for his wife (even if what he's saying doesn't bode well for the men he knows). 


So those were 20 tweets that really don't paint men in the best light when it comes to understanding women's bodies, or anything related to them for that matter! Which one made you laugh the most, or made you sigh the loudest? Let me know in the comments! AAx

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