You might be funnier when you’re drunk, but that’s only because everyone is laughing at how unable you are to function. You might be braver when you’re drunk, but that’s only because you are more stupid. Trust me, your drunk self is definitely the worst version of you. Here are 22 pictures to prove it!
1. Drunk cooking.
2. Or…trying to take the first step by opening the food you want to cook.
3. Giving horrible gifts.
4. You are a terrible pet owner.
5. And a fat ass.
6. And irresponsible.
7. And senseless.
8. Did I say senseless?
9. Time means nothing.
10. Neither does taste.
11. You can not handle having a phone.
12. Or going through doors.
13. Any kind of door…
14. Or getting yourself into bed.
15. You screw yourself when it comes to preparing for the next day.
16. And getting on FaceBook never goes well.
17. Neither does filling up your calendar.
18. You can be creepy.
19. Or useless.
20. Or just…weird.
My mother is drunk. I walked in to the kitchen to find her having aligned the potatoes in size order. pic.twitter.com/Mu5qaZ65
— Marcus (@MariusPole) July 22, 2012