Having a house party can be a stressful thing if your parents are a little on the strict side, you can spend all night making sure that people don't spill drinks on the carpet and keeping people from being sick on the driveway... oh, and ensuring no one leaves a used condom in the bathroom for them to find, that's a pretty big one.
When he returned back home the next morning (no less than a 40 minute drive away), he had little knowledge that his exploits were hot in pursuit.
Yes, the parents of the person who's house it had been, (whom Angus had even himself been talking to on the night and even described them as 'decent people') having found the discarded rubber decided to package the lubricated nuisance (great band name), drive to his house and post it through his door for being disrespectful - along with this letter:
Apparently Angus had been contacted saying that the caring hosts had something to return to him, so he sent over his address, only to find that the item in question which they drove 40 minutes to thoughtfully deliver, was... well, a familiar used condom.
Got to be honest though, as much as they're trying to get one over on Angus, they've kind of done themselves by describing their own toilet as 'filthy', go clean your freakin' toilet guys! Regardless of who's doing what in there you shouldn't be parading the fact you have a filthy toilet all over the place!
Angus claimed: " opens the envelope and pulls out a piece of paper with some writing on it, he reads it and shows it to me. 'What is this?' he asked me I quickly took the envelope from him and looked inside, there was another smaller envelope inside and sure enough inside that were two rubbers. At this point my dad pieced together what the message meant and said 'wait did they...?' Yes is my answer. He then bursts out laughing. He thought it was hilarious. Both of us did to be honest."
It's good to see that Angus' dad can at least appreciate the downright weirdness of the situation enough to see the funny side of it! Angus went on to say:
"The fact that someone had taken the time to take them out the trash, write a letter, seal them in an envelope and then drive the 40 minute journey just to deliver it was ridiculous... Not to mention very weird. The letter had also been addressed to my whole family, so they were evidently trying to get me in trouble."
The hosts, not content with hand delivering the abandoned sheath to shame Angus also took to Facebook to proudly share what they had done...
I honestly don't know what to think of this. Regardless of what Angus did, mailing a sued condom to someone, I mean, you surely have better things to be doing with your time... I'd hope! I can only imagine what sort of things Angus and his friends will be thinking of doing to get their own back on the hosts. All in all though I can't believe they carried that around for a 40 minute drive, let alone pick it up out of a bin in the first place, yuck!