Hello folks, I have another sexy article for you today! What a week it has been! So if you read the last one, you’ll know it was all about those crazy embarrassing moments we ALL experience during sex. And then I thought – hey, wait a minute… I left a WHOLE demographic of sex-loving people out… those couples who are brave enough to have a whoooole bunch of preggo sex. Well, those to have tried to at some point, at least.
Anyway, it’s kind of ironic when you think about it really, isn’t it? Sex, leads to being pregnant… sometimes when you plan it, sometimes when you don’t. Anyway, they say that when a woman reaches her second trimester of pregnancy, her hormones are so wild that literally EVERYTHING. TURNS. HER ON. and I mean everything.
Not to mention the fact that your sensitivity increases by about 10 million volts and you just want to get it on all. the. time.
Hoooowever – the second trimester is also the trimester where your morning sickness, smell sensitivity, and overall soreness pretty much everywhere can kick in too, meaning that as much as you want to be touched EVERYWHERE, at the same time you really don’t want to touched ANYWHERE.
Ain’t life a bitch, ladies? Such, such a bitch.
But what do we do when life is kicking us in the lady balls? We laugh in that bitches face! And to help you out with that, I’ve gathered the 18 most embarrassing things that can happen to those brave women (and their even braver partners) who want to make the most of it and just cannot say no!
1. Being a Vom-A-Tron
There’s an increased risk of barfing all over your partner while giving them oral sex. Or, y’know, immediately before giving oral sex just at the mere THOUGHT of doing it because let’s face it, it’s not always the joy we pretend it is.
You think you have a crappy gag reflex? Well just wait until you try it while pregnant. Also, morning sex? I wouldn’t. You’re literally just asking for trouble with that one.