Hey folks! It’s your lucky day – because for once I have an article with a little bit of a kick to it for you. It’s not about the Kardashians, or the royal family, or a 200-year-old lady saving a kitten from a tree… oh no! No, no, no. This article is all about everybody’s favorite subject… SEX!
Sex, let’s face it, is pretty freakin’ awesome.
When you are crazily consenting to get down and freaky as heck, there is literally NOTHING better, wouldn’t you agree? Of course, you would, you sexy human. However, we are human after all, and no matter how much we love it, we’ve all been involved in a situation where things have gone just slightly… well, awry. You know exactly what I mean.
You’re getting your groove on, absolutely KILLING it, slaying like the goddess you are and then BAM! Something INCREDIBLY awkward happens and all you want to do from that moment on is close your eyes and hope with all your might that the bed will somehow open up and swallow you whole.
But do you know what folks? I’ll let you in on one of the worst-kept secrets of all time… there’s ALWAYS gonna be super awkward things that happen during sex, though, and no matter what happened, I promise you that you are not alone.
Despite awkward horizontal happenings being totally common, we hardly ever seem to talk about them, mostly because it’s embarrassing… only Lord hows much we hate discussing embarrassing things! Sure, you might discuss the “incident” with a close girlfriend in hushed tones, but for the most part, we keep quiet about our sexual mishaps, only to occasionally remember them and cringe.
But ALAS! It’s high time we get it all out in the open. Fortunately, I am here to do just that. So sit back, relax and prepare to cringe (but most importantly, LAUGH) at the 17 most awkward things to ever happen during sex, like… EVER.