FINALLY - Denim Bikini Briefs Have Arrived To Keep You Looking Cool At The Pool This Summer

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Swimsuit shopping can be a real pain in the bikini bottoms! But thankfully, all of your poolside fashion fantasies have now been made into a reality...

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These denim swim shorts are courtesy of Shinesty! Praise them! They knew what we wanted and by golly, they delivered a look that is both sensual and on-trend...  

Okay, so they're not actual denim, just a denim print. Which means you don't have to worry about ironing them before every beach trip, you'd be crazy not to be investing in a pair!


They're fatally flattering too...

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The only thing I can think to say against these super trendy pieces is this; once again fashion has denied us pockets. GIVE US POCKETS, FASHION. WE ASK SO LITTLE.

Just marvel at these beauties. 

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The upsides of the garment include (but are certainly not limited to!): "quick-drying, soft and smooth on your gear, high-res print", a "tight" fit (they recommend buying "1 size up"), plus they're "fully lined with elastic waistband and drawstring"!

I'm not sure "quick drying" can really be advertised as a special feature. Anything that small wouldn't take a huge amount of time to dry off...

But in case these jean swimmers weren't quite floating your boat (and I really can't understand why they wouldn't, but anyway) online store Shinesty have plenty more dreamy denim printed swimsuits for you to choose from, including the (ingeniously titled) Jeankini...

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What an outfit. Why limit this spectacular garment to only occasional beach trips? Take my advice and feel free to style this exceptional piece of material in your everyday life.

Heck, whack a blazer over the top and you've got a work outfit, pull on a bobble hat and you're ready to rock a winter wardrobe, fancy occasion? A pair of low heels would set off this denim daydream perfectly!

But the women's section doesn't stop there! Oh no! It's a veritable feast of denim delight! 

I present to you the Jean-string...

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Ho, yes! When the honeymoon phase fades and you're wondering exactly how you can bring the heat back into the bedroom, Shinesty have your back!

Snuggle into these cheeky denim print knickers and prepare yourself to endure the most erotic moments of your life. You'll certainly be dressed for the occasion.  

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Amazing. Here I was, wondering when I would next get the opportunity to floss between my butt cheeks with some distressed denim material. I can sleep easy now.

BUT IT ONLY GETS BETTER! They're on SALE! Yes, for just $8.99 this glorified piece of blue string can be suffocating your unmentionables! HALLELUJAH!

She seems happy about it though!

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In fairness to Shinesty, they seem totally aware of how utterly ridiculous their clothes designs are. They're not pretending to have unveiled the greatest fashion trend to ever grace the earth, in fact, they seem kind of proud that these jean monstrosities may just be uglier than sin!

I think the idea is that they're "ironically" ugly... I often find that looking good in "ironically ugly" clothes is a privilege reserved exclusively for beautiful super-models. So sorry about the rest of you, I'll let you know how the jean-kini looks on me!

Imagine seeing this bloke striding towards you...

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Are you off to buy your very own pair of "Jeado's"?! I hope so! Let me know which look you'd go for in the comments below! AAx

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