FINALLY - Denim Bikini Briefs Have Arrived To Keep You Looking Cool At The Pool This Summer

FINALLY – Denim Bikini Briefs Have Arrived To Keep You Looking Cool At The Pool This Summer

FINALLY – Denim Bikini Briefs Have Arrived To Keep You Looking Cool At The Pool This Summer

    Swimsuit shopping can be a real pain in the bikini bottoms! But thankfully, all of your poolside fashion fantasies have now been made into a reality…

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    That’s right ladies and gentlemen. Everybody’s favorite beach-wear fabric, denim, has finally made its way onto the swimwear rack. What a time to be alive!

    These teeny-tiny swim shorts go by various titles; Jeado’s (jean speedos, geddit?), Daytona Dong Sarong Jeado Swim Brief and “denim print swim brief”. Okay. I admit it, the things aren’t really made out of denim, they just look like it… and what a look it is…

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    Sensual, are they not?

    These bum hugging, high thigh cutting statement briefs can be yours for just $39.99! An absolute bargain!

    I can’t say I’ve ever (intentionally) tried to convince people of my insanity through my clothing decisions, but I bet trying to would carry a price tag over $40! So be sure to invest in a pair of these bad boys!

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    The only thing I can think to say against these super trendy pieces is this; once again we have been fooled with fake pockets. Give us pockets! Dammit, fashion! We deserve pockets!

    However, the upsides of the garment include (but are certainly not limited to!): “quick-drying, soft and smooth on your gear, high-res print”, a “tight” fit (they recommend buying “1 size up”), plus they’re “fully lined with elastic waistband and drawstring”!

    I’m not sure “quick drying” can really be advertised as a special feature. Anything that small wouldn’t take a huge amount of time to dry off…

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