If You Prefer Food To People Then These 20 Tweets Will Be WAY Too Relatable For You

If You Prefer Food To People Then These 20 Tweets Will Be WAY Too Relatable For You

If You Prefer Food To People Then These 20 Tweets Will Be WAY Too Relatable For You

    Kate Moss once said, “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”, but I’m happy to tell you Kate Moss is 100% WRONG. HAS THE WOMAN TRIED MILLIONAIRE’S CHEESECAKE?! I. THINK. NOT.

    It’s good to love food. It feeds your body and fuels you throughout your sassy, successful day, so don’t you ever apologise for loving what’s on your plate, gal!

    In fact, if you’re anything like me, you’ll probably care about what’s for dinner more than you care about settling down, having a husband and popping out some kids. HA! I don’t need social interactions! I don’t need friends! Or romantic partners! HA! I’D RATHER HAVE MORE CAKE FOR ME.

    So maybe you’re alone with your cake, but you’re definitely not alone in your preference for pudding over people and these tweets prove it…

     

    1. How To Flirt 101

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    Love has nothing on Mozzarella Sticks. How dare anyone insinuate otherwise.

    2. Throw The Whole Man Out

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    You’d really feel that you were living with a stranger/sociopath, wouldn’t you?

    3. Kick Out Keto

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    The best diet I have ever heard of. All on board the snake diet train!

    4. I Don’t Share Food

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    Food is precious. I’m not about to share my sustenance with you, FOOL.

    5. The Most Erotic Story Ever Written

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    This is a particularly steamy short story. Who knew something so cold could get you so hot under the collar??

    6. Why You Wanna Treat Me So Bad?

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    JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. I’LL ACCEPT YOU WITH SCALDING HOT CHEESE, I’LL LOVE YOU WITH YOUR INTOLERABLY CRUNCHY CRUST, JUST LET ME LOVE YOU.

    7. Don’t Be A Chicken

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    Honestly, how many emotional films would have benefitted from the addition of a chicken finger wiping away the protagonist’s tears? The answer is ALL OF THEM.

    8. Faith Restored

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    People will just let you down. Trust that Cheez-Its will always have your back, until the very end.

    9. Get That Cake

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    There’s nothing worse than wasted food. Except maybe wasted wedding food! That stuff is expensive and should be treasured!

    10. Dough And Doughnuts

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    GIRL. THIS IS A MOOD IN AND OF ITSELF. THANK YOU FOR SPELLING IT OUT FOR US, QUEEN.

    11. Pure Bliss

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    This is when I hit peak performance. I’m at my happiest when nobody and nothing can hurt me, snuggled up with my food and my movies.

    12. Priorities

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    Remember, girls, boys will break your heart but pizza never will!

    13. Don’t Stop!

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    Pizza will give you the time of your life, time and time again. Why would you pass that up? It’s the only thing better than sex!

    14. Hostage To The Food Cravings

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    It’s inescapable, we’ll never be free. The sooner we accept it, the sooner we can move on.

    15. Pizza Passion

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    Please leave, KEVIN. Can you not see I am having a moment with the pepperoni?!

    16. Establishing Dominance

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    It’s your food if you lick it, so if you want it, lick it!

    17. Star Of The Show

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    The cinematography is just exceptional. Look at all that beautiful ham.

    18. Just 99%???

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    I’m worried about this lack of commitment to bread. It’s all or nothing, girl.

    19. Beware

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    The best way to make any failed meal better?? CHEESE. ALL OF THE CHEESE.

    20. Alone But Never Lonely

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    Who has the energy to be elbowing friends (or as I prefer to call them; scavengers) away from their food? It’s better to keep yourself (and your pasta bake) to yourself!

    Which of these did you relate to most? Is there a particular food you just CANNOT resist? Let me know in the comments and be sure to stay sassy xox



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