Genius Local Hero Forces Council To Fix Potholes By Painting Massive Cartoon Penises Over Them

Genius Local Hero Forces Council To Fix Potholes By Painting Massive Cartoon Penises Over Them

Genius Local Hero Forces Council To Fix Potholes By Painting Massive Cartoon Penises Over Them

    Potholes are a real headache! Whether they’re damaging your car, tripping you over, or sending you flying over the handlebars of your bike, they’re a freakin’ nuisance! But, one local hero figured out a way to make his local council take notice…

    (Source: Teeside Connected)

    The Facebook page Teeside Connected posted the images of the cartoon penises scrawled around the dangerous potholes – which had reportedly been plaguing the road for over a year!

    However, once the parody phalluses had been scrawled around them they weren’t there much longer as this photo was posted not long after:

    (Source: Facebook)

    Brad Nicholson posted the photo with a caption which read: ‘The power of the Willy. Repaired this morning 25-04-2019. Only been there a year, well done Middlesbrough Council.’ The photo inspired such emphatic reactions as ‘power of the willy’, as well as some less optimistic ones such as, ‘Those repairs won’t last 6 months.’

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    A Middlesborough Council spokesperson made this statement:

    “Middlesbrough, like all local authority areas in the country, has issues with potholes and repairs are carried out on a priority basis determined by the risk they pose to highway users.

    Currently, however, we are carrying out pre-planned works in the Acklam area and staff were able to visit the nearby site on Fane Grove when the matter was reported to us and have patched over the hole.”

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    This is one of the most archetypal response form a governing bodies which is skirting around saying something to the effect of, ‘okay, yeah, we fixed the penis holes, but please don’t keep painting penises on our roads…’ But, quite frankly, if it gets the local council to actually pull their finger out and do something useful for the local residents then I think it’s worth it.

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    This is also not the first time that illustrated ding-a-lings have been employed in an effort to sort potholes; in fact, the artist who goes by ‘Wanksy‘ has been painting peckers onto potholes for years and has gained quite a lot of internet acclaim for his valiant efforts to fix the UK’s roads one weiner at a time.

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