Celebs Slam Fad Pills That Claim Women's Privates Should Taste 'Fruity' 

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If you've been existing in this world as a woman you know by now that there are a hundred million things expected of you. You 'should' be; independent, successful, a good mother, a kind friend, the perfect wife and an absolute goddess in the bedroom. 

You're used to being sold absolute trash that claims to help you be the 'perfect' woman and now, MySweetV has come up with another non-essential "essential" item. A pill to give your lady parts a 'semi-fruity' taste.

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Now, ladies, let me break this down for you, in case you were about to go and buy a bottle of these nonsense pills. 

YOUR VA-JAY-JAY IS *NOT* A FRUIT. IT DOES NOT AND SHOULD NEVER TASTE LIKE A FRUIT. BECAUSE IT'S NOT A FRUIT. YOU WOULDN'T (I sincerely hope) PUT IT IN A FRUIT BOWL SO TRUST IT'S NOT A FRUIT. REMEMBER THIS FACT PLEASE.

So help me God, people think you're lucky if your man knows what exfoliator is but women are expected to invest in ten products per square inch of skin. 

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The supposed 'benefits' of My Sweet V are included on their Instagram account. They claim this absolute nonsense product is designed to;

  • GIVE YOU A SEMI-FRUITY TASTE
  • SENSUAL SMELL
  • OPTIMAL PERFORMANCE
  • SENSATION
  • DESIRE IN THE BEDROOM

What a crock of...

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Although most women on the internet are absolutely 100% DONE with this nonsense and have absolutely no time whatsoever for this fad pill, others are proudly sharing their love for My Sweet V on social media.  

Either because they're paid by the company to do so (to encourage more sales) or because they've had this disgraceful product successfully flogged at them by a so-called 'Social Media Influencer'. 

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"When bae tells you that you tasted better than ever but has absolutely no plans to properly wash his undercarriage because he knows, as a man, he can get away with tasting like a salty blend of battery acid, fish and the essence of sorrow."

But it's true, isn't it?! We expect men's privates to taste like (shock, horror) privates! And that's absolutely fine!

But why do people expect a woman's self-cleaning sex organ to taste like a freakin' fruit salad?!?!?

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"Her attitude is lousy as hell, but everything else about her is... also pretty lousy???"

The fact that women are trying to sell this as some kind of sexually empowering product is BEYOND me. 

It's NOT empowering to feel pressured into making your body taste like a pineapple because you're told that's the only way a man could possibly enjoy being intimate with you. 

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"Sometimes you just need to try something different, but sis, this AIN'T it."

Try a career change, a new book, a different hairstyle, stop chomping down on a faux-medicinal lump of candy. 

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"When you were already dumb, but now you're publicly acknowledging your dumb-ness."

THANKFULLY, some women have stood up to this idiocy and are only too happy to tear down the mere concept that women (on top of every other FREAKIN' thing) should taste like a peach freakin' melba! 

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She's absolutely right! There's nothing to 'fix' about the natural human body! 

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"You should always taste better than the next chick"

WHAT?! ARE WE DATING APPLE PIE ENTHUSIASTS OR GROWN-ASS MEN WHO APPRECIATE A WOMAN DOESN'T TASTE LIKE A PUMPKIN FREAKIN' PIE?!?!

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PREACH IT! 

Let's just take a moment to appreciate this gem...

SEMI FRUITY SECRETIONS, LADIES. 

What more could you possibly want? I personally don't think I've aspired to anything higher, but how about you?

Are you racing off to buy your own bottle of My Sweet V? Am I overreacting or do women everywhere actually want to spend money on tasting like a summer fruit cobbler? Let me know in the comments and be sure to tag your friends who will be equally exasperated! AAx

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