Now Crazy Cat Ladies Can Enjoy 'Intimate Cat Licking Ritual' With Giant Rubber Tongue Toy

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We live in an age like no other. Never before have humans lived as long, been as happy, or enjoyed such prosperity. We owe a lot of our current contentment to new technologies and inventions which make our lives easier and none could be more important than this one; The LICKI Brush.

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WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE! 

The LICKI is an ingenious new tool that allows you to 'lick' your cat. That's right, for a mere $25 you can treat your feline friend to the licking of their life! 

The LICKI is a tongue-shaped brush that can be held in your mouth and gives your cat the sensation of being licked. 

Our feline friends do so love cleaning themselves in this fashion so the people at LICKI wondered why the heck we were missing out on all of the fun?!

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The product describes itself as; 

"LICKI is a soft silicone brush you can hold in your mouth to lick your cat - like a mama cat grooms her kittens. LICKI is designed to feel pleasurable to your cat's sensitive skin and offers a unique bonding opportunity for human and cat."

A truly tempting prospect, is it not? 

Creators at PDX Pet Design claim the sensation LICKI nurtures a strong bond between human and cat. They say;

"By using LICKI with your cat on a regular basis, you'll develop a more intimate and bonded relationship, much like a mama cat bonds with her young."

And I've certainly ALWAYS hoped to be known as a mama cat! Finally! My dreams are coming true!

PDX Pet Design goes on to say;

"There's also evidence to suggest that cats view and treat their human captors as large cats. As a human, you're left out of the intimate licking ritual. At best, you have a one-sided licking relationship with your cat."

At best

Finally, the licking relationship can be a two-way street! I know I for one have waited too long for this day to arrive!

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You can purchase LICKI on Amazon in a delightful pink or glow-in-the-dark-green! (For those late night, intimate licking sessions with your cat...) 

The product has an encouraging four-star rating, so what are you waiting for?!

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Amazon entices potential buyers by outlining further benefits of the rubber tongue;

  • Soothe yourself: "licking" your cat is an oddly meditative practice, soothing for you and kitty
  • Bond with your fur baby: Bond with your cat by communicating in their love language
  • Have fun with your pets: Grooming is simply more fun with licki
  • Made of a food-grade silicone designed to feel pleasurable to kitty's sensitive skin
  • Soft and flexible brush with bristles on top and bottom for ease of use

Whatever floats your kitties boat I guess...

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Far be it from me to cast judgment on how people spend their money but surely a normal brush would be soothing to a cat? 

I love mine as much as anyone! But every cat owner knows! They'll only scrabble all over the place if you try cuddling!

You cuddle when your cat wants cuddles and not any other time! I don't imagine mine would allow me to quickly run off to fetch my 'tongue'!

This little fella certainly doesn't look too impressed!

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And, don't you just know that some weirdos out there are going to abuse this entirely innocent product for seriously freaky purposes?!

... or maybe that's just my smutty mind?? 

Look, if you've got the cash to splash on your kitties and you think this will make 'em happy, then I say go for it!

Are you off to purchase a LICKI?! Do you already have one? You MUST let me know all about it in the comments below! Be sure to tag your crazy cat lady friends too! AAx

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