This 'Dilation Charts' Proves That Women Are Absolutely, 100% The Most Hardcore Sex

This ‘Dilation Charts’ Proves That Women Are Absolutely, 100% The Most Hardcore Sex

This ‘Dilation Charts’ Proves That Women Are Absolutely, 100% The Most Hardcore Sex

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    Real talk now ladies, we all know we’re the stronger sex, right? Of COURSE, we are. In fact, when you think about it, it’s pretty darn amazing (and highly annoying) to think that we haven’t always been viewed that way… especially considering what we go through when it comes to giving freakin’ birth, don’t you think!?

    But then, maybe it’s just down to the lack of awareness of what it actually means to give birth? And no, obviously I’m not just talking about growing a baby and pushing it out of you. I’m talking about everything the whole process itself involves.

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    Confused? Well, allow me to elaborate.

    You see, there just seems to be something about the word ‘dilation’ that sends shivers up and down my body and makes me irrationally uncomfortable – because let’s be honest ladies, we all know what the word dilation suggests. It suggests widening, swelling, an engorging of bodily fluids in order to aid in the smooth passing of something into… or more importantly out of, the human body.

    And if that sentence doesn’t make you feel super sexy then I just don’t know what will.

    Image credits: scvbirthcenter

    Not to mention, more often than not whenever you hear the word dilation being thrown about the place, there’s one thing that springs to mind first; childbirth.

    Now childbirth, in many, many different ways, is an absolute miracle. It truly is. Especially when it comes to freakin’ dilation. During the process of labor, the midwife keeps the soon-to-be-mom updated on the status of her cervix dilation (ooooh yummy) in order to help give her an idea of just how far the process is coming along.

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    Going from 1cm, which is basically the size of a Cheerio, all the way up to 10cm, which is the size of a freakin’  BAGEL, means that the change is an absolutely incredible phenomenon. And this incredible bit of feminine magic has now been very vividly illustrated by this beautifully made, handy wooden ‘dilation chart’.

    Image credits: scvbirthcenter

    A photo of this glorious (only slightly disturbing) wooden chart was originally shared by the SCV Birth Center, which is a pregnancy care clinic located in Santa Clarita, California. The chart is to aid women in visualizing what the midwives are telling them during labor because… well, why the heck not? I know I’m not gonna be trying to figure out how big 6cm while I’m in the throes of contractions. And besides, it’s also a handy educational tool for both midwives and doctors.

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